Saturday five, 9/12/15.

My one Insider piece from this week included my own scouting notes on prospects Jeff Hoffman, Spencer Adams, Gleyber Torres, and Brad Markey.

Klawchats have returned! They’ll be here on the dish from now on, as ESPN has ended all Sportsnation chats. The first one was on Thursday.

And now, the links…saturdayfive

  • Marlins beat writer Juan Rodriguez is fighting brain cancer, and some of his friends have set up a fund to help support his family.
  • Every Day Should Be Saturday says pay the players, dammit, through a personal essay about what it’s like to be broke.
  • Hand-pulled oyster with activated artichoke, anyone? The man behind the Brooklyn Bar Menu Generator talked to the Village Voice about his creation.
  • The passing of neurologist and author Oliver Sacks has led to some touching tributes, including Atul Gawande’s in memoriam piece, which also mentions their shared love of the excellent dystopian short story “The Machine Stops,” available for a buck for your Kindle through that link. It’s never mentioned in discussions of E.M. Forster’s works, but I’d take that over A Passage to India any day.
  • BBC’s Assignment radio program looks at Paraguay’s preteen pregnancy problem, exploring why schoolgirls there are so vulnerable to abuse.
  • Digg interviewed the Food Lab’s Kenji Lopez-Alt ahead of the release of his first book, The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science, later this month.
  • I haven’t tried this recipe but I was intrigued enough to share it: Sichuan-spiced dry-brined turkey. Dry brining doesn’t require a giant bucket as a wet brine does, and the recipe calls for spatchcocking (stop laughing) the bird for more even cooking of the white and dark meats.
  • New York has a rare positive story on climate change, arguing that we’ve finally gotten serious about slowing it. One major reason, in the author’s opinion, is the threat of a Republican candidate winning in 2016, as that party steadfastly denies the science on climate change in embarrassing fashion.
  • How did lobster become so commoditized that it’s now on the McDonald’s menu? The New Yorker provides an “unnatural” history of the McLobster, looking at advances in lobster fishery that resemble other types of animal husbandry.
  • If you want to know why baseball is becoming whiter, there’s a simple explanation: youth sports are too damn expensive.
  • Celebrity chef Kerry Simon died this week at age 60 of multiple system atrophy. I first saw Simon on TV maybe fifteen years ago, on a Food Network show where he went to some off-Strip places in Vegas where he said the real chefs would go to eat. One of those places: Firefly, now one of my favorite restaurants in Las Vegas.

Klawchat 9/10/15.

The question is, what kind of chat is it? It’s Klawchat.

Jim: Thoughts on Anderson Espinoza and Francis Martes? I’ve been hearing a lot of high projections of them lately.
Klaw: I think I know more about Espinoza now – a non-Boston exec told me “he might be Pedro” than Martes, but both are pretty clearly top 100, probably top 50 prospects

Andy: How bad do you feel for Eddie Collins? Congrats you have the third best age 22 season of all time. And it’s the second best in the league in 1909, which means you’ll be forgotten by history.
Klaw: I already forgot about him.

Mark Attanasio: Who should be my top 3-5 candidates to be our new GM?
Klaw: It’s a lengthy list, but they have an ideal candidate right there in Ray Montgomery. I did see the Rockies’ Danny Montgomery (no relation) come up in a list of top candidates of color, and I’d love to see him get some more attention; sometimes the best guys don’t get the most press.

Phil: Hi Keith. If the Phillies offered, would you take the GM job? -Thanks!,
Klaw: I can’t even fathom that happening. I’ve been out of a front office for nine years! But I think it’s a very appealing job and can’t imagine any serious candidate turning it down.

Andy: Would Yoenis Cespedes for NL MVP, with a pretty good two months of work, be the worst MVP vote of all time?
Klaw: Yep. This absolutely reeks of a few writers violating the cardinal rule of journalism: Do not make the news, just cover it.

Brian: Once Jackie Bradley Jr cools off, what would you expect is normal level to be? Can he be 75 or 80% of what he’s doing now?
Klaw: I buy the average/contact more than the power.

Kelly: Severino has been great. I know that you loved his stuff, but questioned his durability. Specifically, what are your concerns? Do you think he will struggle to stay healthy for an entire season? Do you think he won’t be able to consistently pitch deep into games? Both?
Klaw: More long-term than individual games. It puts so much stress on your arm – shoulder, elbow, everything – to pitch like that, without generating velocity from your legs. Mind you I’m not rooting against the kid in the least; my job is to give opinions, and guys who pitch like he does, as does Reynaldo Lopez, are generally not able to last as starters.

Joseph K: What percentage of responsibility for the Nats 2015 debacle would you assign to the manager?
Klaw: 30%?

Joe: Any developmental reason why the Nats wouldn’t have put Giolito on their September roster? Innings limit, fatigue, etc? Seems as if all they needed was 5 good innings from him this month to make up for the disastrous Bridge to Nowhere.
Klaw: I know of no fatigue reason, and he was held back in April (as was Lopez) to give him some flexibility for this point in the calendar. I don’t get what they did at all – their gravest need was middle relief, and they had a bunch of candidates sitting right there in their own system to fill that spot!

Bob: I saw a piece recently discussing the advancement of Aaron Nola’s curveball, does this raise his ceiling at all… or just help him reach it?
Klaw: Got a great report on that from the other night, too … if that’s the swing and miss pitch he’s been lacking, then it would raise his ceiling. As a general rule, curveballs don’t have the same potential for improvement as sliders; you might improve your command of a curveball, but its shape is determined so much by your hand and wrist that it’s hard for it to get materially better.

Jon: I must admit, I wasn’t in love with trading Fulmer for 2-months of Cespedes. Still, I was excited to get a power bat in the middle of the line-up. It’s also been pleasantly surprising that a lot of things have gone right of the Mets: d’Arnaud is healthy and mashing, Wright is healthy and hitting, Johnson and Uribe proved to be good pick ups, and Clippard has been effective. This has culminated in a strong run by the Mets. So, what I’m getting at is: At what point do you say, it’s worth it to give up a talent like Fulmer for a short-term rental (even if Cespedes is re-signed, he was a rental)? Just getting to the playoffs? Does winning the World Series trump everything and make Fulmer an afterthought? One World Series victory has to be greater than 6 years of control of a mid-rotation starter. But is there a gray area? It’s a strange predicament.
Klaw: I agree with everything you said – there is a point where you say, screw it, it was worth the cost. I would have bought into this more if the Mets were at the end of a run, if this were the last gasp of a dying contender, rather than an early arrival by a team that looked (really still does look) primed for 4-5 years of strong contention. Their starting pitching depth just took a hit, and you can just ask the Nationals if you can ever have enough starting pitching.

Kyle: Lewis Brinson stayed healthy this year and impressed me when I saw him in Frisco. Can he be the 5-tool unicorn, or will he not hit for average?
Klaw: I think given enough time – he may struggle with contact at first – he’s a five-tool player. I have always liked him over Nick Williams even when the latter performed better.

Dale: What are your thoughts on Domingo Acevedo of the Yankees system?
Klaw: I’ve heard a few times that he’s been up to 99 and sitting a lot of mid-90s as a starter, but I’d like to see the delivery in person.

hyshai: Do you think Eovaldi’s new splitter could have caused the elbow issue? Is the split a pitch which is hard on the elbow (Tanaka)?
Klaw: Some pitching coaches/execs think it is. I also think it’s not a coincidence that he hit 101 or 102 the start before his elbow screamed.

Zach: A.J. Reed missed the top 50 prospect list, but where would he rank now that he’s performing at double-A?
Klaw: Top 50 for sure. Might have raised his stock more than any hitting prospect in baseball – him or Wilson Contreras with the Cubs.

Josh: Do you really think Buck Showalter should be fired for the Orioles collapse? You had a tweet that alluded to that potentially.
Klaw: That’s too strong an interpretation. I’m surprised at the lack of ire directed at him, and how much blame seems to be directed at Dan Duquette. Is it a question of personalities? Buck plays well with the media, and Duquette might be the worst of the 30 GMs at dealing with the press.

Rich: Sano’s K rate realistically puts him at about a .270ish hitter long term, yes?
Klaw: Or he drops the K rate. But yes, your point is valid.

JP: On Moncada: Said one scout: “He’s the closest thing to [Mike] Trout I’ve seen.”
Klaw: Crazy talk. But he’s a legit star-caliber prospect. Trout was just otherworldly.

Josh: Do the Giants have any arms in the minors that might make a meaningful contribution to the rotation next year? Or will they need to rebuild the rotation via trades and/or FA?
Klaw: Trades/FA. Some back-end types in the system, but nothing more, even given their #GiantsDevilMagic history.

Jay: I know you dabble in progressive metal. Thoughts on Between the Buried and Me’s new(ish) album?
Klaw: Strong. Maybe a little too prog-rockish for me, but overall very tight and clever.

Patrick: Does Didi still have room to grow or is he about maxed out potential right now? Is he currently a top 10 SS in the game?
Klaw: I think this is about his offensive potential barring a swing change – he loads deep and I think tries to hit for more power than his body will permit. He’s an elite defender though.

Jeff: The Astros have graduated a few of their top prospects, but given the draft haul and pop up guys, how many top 100 players would you estimate them having in your top 100? Bregman, Tucker, Cameron, Martes, Reed must all be top 100 guys, right?
Klaw: Not sure about Cameron; his fame outstrips his reasonable potential, as his scouting report is all 50s and 60s, not 70s and 80s. The others are. Appel (still just 23, inconsistent, but with premium stuff and control) and Feliz are also probably top 100 guys.

Nick: What is a reasonable expectation for Trayce Thompson? Is there a chance he breaks out?
Klaw: Given his plate discipline in the minors and very long swing, I think these 50 major league at bats are giving people false hope. He’s a 70 defender in center with probably 20-25 homer power but I don’t think he’ll hit enough to get to that power upside.

trike mout: Did you ever have any formal culinary training, or just all self-taught? Any resources you recommend?
Klaw: All self-taught, unless you count watching every single episode of Good Eats as formal training. I keep emailing Alton to ask for a diploma but he only sends back videos of farting sock puppets.

jesse: Should I be at all worried about Aaron Judge’s high strikeout numbers in AAA? Just seems like he always whiffs on off-speed stuff
Klaw: I think he’ll always be a high-strikeout guy, 150 or so a year. It’s a huge strike zone to ask anyone to cover. He’s also made a ton of adjustments already and I think the current problem he has, covering soft away, is something he can address with more repetitions/exposure.

Chris, Larchmont: Who is most at fault in this Matt Harvey situation? I begrudgingly have to say Sandy shouldve knows this was coming!
Klaw: Here’s who I think is least at fault: Matt Harvey. He has the most to lose from misuse or overuse and had nothing to gain by this becoming public.

James: Harper should be unanimous, But who’s second for MVP in NL? I might go Arrenado, you?
Klaw: Goldschmidt, probably.

Jonathan: Thank you Klaw! Your chats are a big reason I pay (paid?) for Insider. I really appreciate you finding another venue.
Klaw: You’re welcome. Readers have asked about helping defray the cost for the software. As far as I’m concerned, if you all keep reading them over here, it’s money well spent.

Justin: Any chance we see Baez make a big jump next year? K% seemed to be down a bit, but it’s still absurd.
Klaw: Killing the leg kick should help, but there’s a big mental adjustment to be made too and I don’t see evidence that’s happened yet.

Steve: What happened to the periscope chats? Loved that format. Much more interactive
Klaw: Nothing – I did one yesterday.

Justin: Hi Keith, what site do you host this blog on? Super cool that you’ve got the chat going on over here.
Klaw: The software is from Dilmot, and the chat appears on their site too, I believe.

JR: Glad to have klaw chat back. We need a location option though – I’ve been hoping to use “Straight Outta Klawmpton” as a location for over a month now.
Klaw: Well I can at least take the question so you can get your pun in.

Ciscoskid: I find it sad that there are writers advocating that Harper shouldnt be punished for the Nationals collapse in the MVP race, which I agree with. These are also the same writers who said the Triple Crown, and that Miggy was on a playoff team made him a more viable candidate that Trout. Just sad.
Klaw: There is always a strong anti-intellectual streak in these arguments. Writers who long held the exclusive right to tell you what players were good have lost that podium with the explosion of statistics and of independent writers who have greater insight on the question, so their way to rage against the dying of the light is to deny the facts.

Tim: If the Phil’s were going to fire RA, why not do it before he is makes a trade that is going to shape the future of the franchise for the next 5 years?
Klaw: I thought he did a really nice job with the rebuild, actually. Not enough to keep him – that whole department needs new blood, and people didn’t like working for Amaro anyway – but I don’t want that to be forgotten as we shovel dirt on the grave of his tenure.

Louis: Will Cory Seager play a pivotal role in the playoffs for the Dodgers this year? Can he stick at SS?
Klaw: This year he’s probably a bench bat or not on the playoff roster. Long term he doesn’t have the range he’ll need for shortstop.

AJ: Clayton Blackburn finished the season strong in the PCL. Is he a fringe prospect or more? What’s his projection?
Klaw: It’s fringe stuff with major-league command. I think he can be a big-league starter, probably a fourth or fifth guy, just without upside because he’s not going to miss a ton of bats. He’s better than Eric Surkamp.

Chris: Between Gselman, Ynoa and Pill among others, are any of the Mets minor league arms close to filling the void created by fulmer and meisner departures, or are those guys more back end types?
Klaw: Back end types. Nice to have, but if the Mets have a bad rash of injuries to their major-league rotation – again, not rooting for that in the least – they are going to sorely miss what they just dealt.

Louis: Whats Blake Rutherfords ceiling? is he in line for 1-1 this draft?
Klaw: I don’t think anyone is in line for 1-1 right now. He’s one of a half-dozen likely lads for that spot – Corey Ray, Alec Hansen, Jason Groome, maybe AJ Puk. Someone brought up Avery Tuck for that the other day – I think he’s too raw right now, but if he blows up in the spring don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Doug: Hello Keith! Is Max Kepler’s breakout year this season legit? When should we expect him full time with the Twins. Also heard some questions about his defense in the outfield prior to this year, has he improved in that aspect? Thanks!
Klaw: Totally legit. I think the biggest thing is that he got healthy, and now he’s moving so well he might even be able to handle center, not that the Twins need that.

Tim: How good do you think Christian arroyo is going to be and where does he play considering the one thing the Giants are not lacking is young middle infielders?
Klaw: Has to play second – can’t play short. Legit shot at a 70 hit tool, so a frequent .300+ hitter in the majors.

David: Who has the higher ceiling — JBJ or Mookie?
Klaw: Mookie.

Jay: Keith, your thoughts on Stephen Piscotty long term – can he maintain contact rate and add power as he matures?
Klaw: There’s 20-25 homer power in there, but I think Stanford worked so hard to force him and all thier other guys to go the other way that he’s still not totally comfortable dropping the bat head and pulling the ball.

Greyson: How much seasoning does Fulmer need before he’s ready to start in Detroit next season? The tigers seem to have two holes in next year’s rotation (Verlander, Norris, Sanchez, ?, ?) and it sure would be nice if he could fill one…
Klaw: I bet he makes 20+ starts for them next year, if healthy, which he wasn’t in 2014.

Cw: After yourself… What are some names MacPhail should look deeper into to fill the GM role?
Klaw: I mentioned Ray Montgomery above. Ben Cherington would be an outstanding fit. John Coppolella has to be on everyone’s list at this point given what he’s managed to do with Atlanta. Jason McLeod should too – if the Brewers decide to go outside, he should be on their short list as he’s also a minority candidate. Mike Elias is getting a lot of buzz within the industry because he’s been so successful in Houston and his staff speaks very highly of him.

Paul Furlong: Carl Edwards (Formally CJ) Is he a closer? MR? Would you put him in high stress situations now?
Klaw: He’s a reliever, not sure if that’s the seventh inning or the ninth. Just don’t think he can start.

Ananth: Is this a realistic path to contention for the M’s in the next 2 years. Management refusing to rebuild has to scare of a lot of candidates right?
Klaw: I think you can patch that major-league roster in a weak division, but whoever comes in has to fix what might be the majors’ worst farm system. Their drafts haven’t been productive, their international efforts haven’t been much better, and the handful of decent prospects who’ve come into the system have regressed.

Joe: What is the rule about eligibility for the postseason? Wouldn’t Stroman have had to been made active before September to be eligible?
Klaw: No, just had to be in the organization on 8/31.

USMNT’S BRAK SHEA: Guess this answers my question from the other day on whether Klawchat would continue now that ESPN is killing their chats (and I presume you are pleased to be free of their chat software/interface?)
Klaw: This seems less buggy, at least. But ESPN’s was free and this will be a tiny bit more work for me. Reader Patrick threw together a Python script I can use to try to turn this into a straight HTML transcript when we’re done.

Brad: I know you get tons of questions each chat, do you have any issue with submitting a question 2-3 times? Or should we take you not responding after the first ask as an indication that you don’t find it to be an interesting question/answer?
Klaw: Just don’t go too crazy. Two or three times is fine. Ten is annoying. I’m getting a ton here which is fantastic but of course i can’t get to all of them.

Mikeleelop: Any thoughts on Tulo’s struggles with the Jays? it seems as if his pitch recognition is struggling
Klaw: I think a lot of it is small sample size noise … but there’s something to a hitter leaving 81 games a year in Colorado and, whoa, hey, why is that fastball moving all of a sudden?

CJM: Read someone say that in a 2015 re-draft Verdugo might go first round, do you agree?
Klaw: No. He didn’t go first round in large part because of serious concerns about his makeup, not his ability.

Jack: Off Topic – Just wanted to thank you for the board game recommendations you gave me on Twitter last month. Very happy with Ticket to Ride and Dominion Intrigue
Klaw: Awesome, glad they worked out. We don’t play Dominion enough in my house … too much time spent trying out new games to review.

NMN: Thank you for ignoring the Cespedes for MVP complete and utter NONSENSE in this forum.
Klaw: I am allergic to bullshit.

V: Giolito was named the top RHP on Insider today. Is he the top prospect heading into 2016
Klaw: Top pitching prospect, yes.

Josh: With so many top-100 graduations, is Chance Sisco a top-100 candidate for you this off-season? Still a chance (pun intended) to stick at C?
Klaw: I get mixed reviews, but I think he’s going to be a catcher, and that makes him a top 100 guy. Kid can rake.

Jeff: Is a package headlined by Javier Guerra and Manuel Margot good enough to land a top of the rotation pitcher or does Devers need to be involved
Klaw: That should get you any starter who’s on the market. This would be my fear if I were a Red Sox fan – you have to give up some value to get the pitching you need, but strip-mining the majors’ best farm system isn’t ideal.

Alex: The NBA announced Wednesday it would seed its playoffs by record. Do you believe MLB will follow suit? (Asked as a Cubs fan both hopeful and heartbroken over the 1-game wild card.)
Klaw: No. MLB is still too hidebound by tradition. I’d rather just eliminate the three-division format and drop it to two. That won’t happen.

Jason: Is a cowbell actually a good prescription for a fever?
Klaw: I’m not into alternative medicine.

Chris: Braden Shipley struggled in the first half of the season but was much better in the second half after improved control. Do you still see him as a above-average starter down the road?
Klaw: Yes.

Ands: Clint Frazier a top 50 prospect after cutting the strikeout rate?
Klaw: No.

Gavin: any idea why the DC media refuses to criticize Matt Williams, or Rizzo for that matter? Since Rizzo has refused to criticize MW himself, do you anticipate the Lerners will force Rizzo to fire him or be fired himself?
Klaw: DC media has not impressed over the last few years. Remember when a certain writer called Harper the seventh-best player on the team? As for Rizzo, I’ll say this: Any ownership would demand answers on how the team ended up with such an incompetent manager when there were many more qualified candidates available at the time of the hire.

Kevin, Manhattan: What happened to the chats at over on the WWL?
Klaw: Dead. Deceased. Not resting, not pining for the fjords. Dead.

Josh: Is Dylan Bundy a lost cause? Or is there still hope?
Klaw: Ask me when he’s healthy again. I really don’t know. I’ve heard he and Hunter Harvey are throwing again and will pitch in instructs.

JD: First Periscope, now a meadowparty chat. How long before we’re chatting with you on Twitch while you play Carcassonne?
Klaw: I have a hard time understanding the appeal of Twitch. I like games, including some video games, but to watch someone else play them?

Josh: How do you like Django Django’s second album?
Klaw: Good, not great. Probably top 20 or so for the year, but I wish there were more standout tracks besides “Shake and Tremble” and “4000 Years.”

Brad: I know its a stretch to ask since you haven’t seen either at the position, but do you think its possible Castro or Baez could play average CF next year?
Klaw: Neither.

Connor: Is Alex Bregman beating expectations by a little bit or is he really just this advanced? In high-A already and doing bad (given it’s a hitters park) & striking out under 10% of the time.
Klaw: He’s really advanced, and incredibly bright, and as hard a worker as you’ll come across.

Brian: Do you know of any other team that has a position like what the Red Sox just created for Brian Bannister?
Klaw: No, but I think this is a rapidly spreading trend. Good front offices are just grabbing all the smart people they can and figuring out roles for them later – like the Cubs adding Jared Porter but keeping Joe Bohringer. I think this can also help some execs maintain some work/life balance in an industry that typically has been murder on families.

Tim: Thoughts on Braves draft class? Austin Riley?
Klaw: Got such middling reports before the draft and such good ones afterwards. Seems like a great call by their staff – kid can hit, good athlete, more advanced than most prep bats from Mississippi.

Matt: What city would you pick to host top chef that has not yet done so?
Klaw: Nashville. Or Philly, but that’s just me being selfish.

Wes: Does Blake Snell deserve a spot in the Rays’ 2016 rotation after tearing up three different levels this season?
Klaw: Yes, but they’ll hold him back till July for money reasons.

Patrick: Got a Super Bowl prediction?
Klaw: Sure, here you go: I predict I won’t care.

Robert: Do you see Newcomb developing into a #2? Seems like the control is the only obstacle. Raw stuff and delivery is all there
Klaw: Yes to all three.

Nick: I have a weekly game night with some friends. Historically is has been Catan night, but based on some of you reccommendations I have been able to introduce Carcassone, Splendor and the current favorite, Ticket to Ride, into the mix. Any suggestions for another good game for 4 people?
Klaw: Dominion, 7 Wonders, Samurai, Castles of Burgundy. Lot of great options these days.

Kelly: Should Judge and Bird both start the season with the Yankees next year? If the Yankees keep one (or both) down in favor of Beltran, A-Rod, and Teixeira, will it hurt their development?
Klaw: Given how Judge finished in AAA, planning to return him there in the spring isn’t a bad idea. I’d rather see him close up that hole on the outer edge there before coming to the big leagues.

Bob: In your opinion who will have a better career, JP Crawford or Corey Seager
Klaw: Seager over Crawford primarily due to offense, but I think both guys are longtime stars.

Chris: Favorite Saturday Night Live alum (if you watch/watched the show)?
Klaw: Phil Hartman. There’s actually no other correct answer to this.

Gregg: Any thoughts on recent Red Sox front office changes. Is Wren a given or does Hazen have a shot.
Klaw: Wren would be the worst imaginable choice; he was awful in Atlanta, ran off a lot of good people, and alienated a number of other execs around the league. The Red Sox need to hire someone who works well with people and who will retain the strong front office staff they already have.

Marc: Hey Keith, could you talk a little about AJ Pollock? I remember him being thought of as a 4th OFer and now he’s a star. What changed?
Klaw: Defense improved substantially, which is sustainable, and he’s suddenly become a .340 BABIP guy, which may not be.

Brian Milford, CT: Keith, Peter Gammons just made a great point about this ridiculous MVP discussion. If Harper wasn’t have the season he is, Cespedes would still be in Detroit.
Klaw: I like that. On the other hand, given what has happened since 7/31, would the Mets be any worse off if, say, they hadn’t traded for Clippard, Uribe, and Johnson? Or if they’d made no moves at all? They’re so far ahead of the Nats now that even deleting those four players’ contributions wouldn’t (on paper) push them back to second place.

Joe: Do you think Alderson took into consideration that Fullmer already had elbow issues when dealing him? And in a more general sense, do you think it would be smart for GM’s to trade young pitchers who have had minor arm issues since that would seem to indicate something bigger could be coming down the line?
Klaw: Here’s the thing: You have to operate as if they’re all going to get hurt, which gives you incentive to trade them all, but if you do that, then you have no pitching, so you have to keep a bunch of them, even though you think they’ll probably get hurt.

Cubbie: Is Addison Russell a super hero? Some of his plays on defense and the sweet beauty of his wrists turning on a ball make me think so…
Klaw: I’ve had him stuffed in my rankings since he was drafted – and some of you might remember how I got ripped for ranking him so high that first year – but I’ve always believed his hands were special, that he’d be both a plus fielder and a plus hitter because of them.

RJ: You don’t seem as high on Nick Williams as others. Do you still feel that way even after his great season, and crazy bat speed?
Klaw: I don’t know or care what “others” say about a player. I’m only concerned with my own evaluation of him. His plate discipline is poor, as are his instincts. He’s got great hand-eye coordination (but not “crazy” bat speed – he’s not Baez or Frazier) and power, and it looks like that will play even if he lacks the less tangible tools.

GT: Throwback Thursday to the guy who said you should have to disclose that you’re not a doctor when talking about anxiety
Klaw: good Lord I forgot about that one

Lyle: Is there any reason to still think of Luiz Gohara as a legitimate prospect other than his age?
Klaw: Age and stuff, but some performance would be nice.

chad: Can Jake Arrieta sustain this amount of success through the next few years?
Klaw: Yes. Why isn’t his trouble in Baltimore ever connected to the coaching staff? The Cubs made minor adjustments – gave him a cutter, slowed his tempo – and made him an ace.

Linus Chan: What would be your prediction on how the use of relievers will develop- are we heading even more to hyperspecialization, or will there be some pushback (whether for pace of play reasons or others)
Klaw: If I were a GM, I’d be trying to change that whole paradigm to stop using relievers so often on back-to-back or, worse, three consecutive days. It can’t help their arms.

Michael: You don’t particularly seem to follow or like any other sports. What is it about baseball that you enjoy so much? What do the other sports (basketball, football, hockey, soccer, etc.) lack?
Klaw: So much of it comes down to my parents. My dad didn’t like basketball at all, so that was out. My mom only liked baseball, but she and her mother (who lived near us and just passed away last year at 100) were rabid Yankee fans. So it was always baseball in our house, and I was obsessed from a young age with everything about it – watching it, playing in the yard, collecting cards, reading stats, keeping track of trades and signings. No other sport had all of that going for it.

Brandon Warne: What is this amazing software, and were you able to use it for free? (or at least a reasonable price?)
Klaw: It’s $50/month.

@Jaypers413: Mayo answered your hot dog question in his Inbox today. Just figured you’d want to know.
Klaw: Fantastic. He said he might and I told him to go right ahead.

Jay: Bregman serviceable at 3B for the Astros? Or will he end up as trade bait?
Klaw: Arm doesn’t look like it’ll play at third.

Todd Boss: Stephen Strasburg has 13 Ks through 7 innings and is on 103 pitches. Is this the right time to bring in a guy who walked 3 straight batters the previous night and who gave up the back-breaking bases-clearing double to the same batter (Yoenis Cespedes) that he was set to face. Matt Williams: 2014 Manager of the Year!
Klaw: The part I hated was bringing back Storen, who looked like an absolute mess the night before. Physical, mental, whatever – is THAT the well you want to drink from?

Brian Milford, CT: Excited for Top Chef to return? Will you writing recaps?
Klaw: Yes and hell yes.

Aaron: Are you concerned at all about the lack of power from Dominic Smith this year?
Klaw: No – led FSL in doubles and that’s a terrible park and league for power. Now if he hits 5 HR in AA in 2016 I’ll be worried and kind of annoyed.

Fresh: Victor Robles – how high does he go on the Nats prospect list for you next year?
Klaw: He’s a stud. Margot with power.

AJ: Mac Williamson had somewhat of a disappointing season. Was that due to coming off TJ surgery? Or was he overmatched in AAA? Do you see him being a solid big leaguer?
Klaw: I don’t think it was a bad season after he missed a whole year; he had a .368 OBP across AA and AAA, after never playing above high-A before he got hurt.

Chad: Football has concussion issues. What issue do you see baseball long term having to fix that they’ve completely ignored that could have long term effects on the game?
Klaw: The increasing cost to play youth baseball in the US. It is a major cause of the whitening of the sport.

Danny: What do you think happens to Jagielo?
Klaw: I don’t see where he fits, because he’s not a 3b.

dcell: Is it possible to have the chat go from top to bottom to it’s easier to scroll through? Sometimes there will be things referenced from earlier in the chat and it’s hard catching up when going in reverse and new questions push things down. Saw that you mentioned an HTML possibility post-chat though, good idea. Thanks!
Klaw: Yes, and I think we’ll get that resolved in the transcripts.

Matt: You had Benitendi fairly low in your draft rankings. Has anything changed your mind since then, even with an extremely small sample?
Klaw: Yes, a lot, including his performance in pro ball, which gave us some wood bat data we didn’t have before, and a few scouts saying to me post-draft that was their “guy” going into the draft.

TedT: Are your ESPN chats done forever? One of the reasons to pay to be an “Insider” is gone
Klaw: They are gone forever, but the chats were free, weren’t they?

AJ: Fellow pizza lover and connoisseur. What is your go-to pizza order?
Klaw: If I am at a place for the first time, I like to get a margherita just to taste the basics – the crust, the sauce, the cheese. But I am a sucker for homemade sausage or for arugula and some kind of cured pork.

BC: Is Gregory Polanco still gonna be a star?
Klaw: Yes, absolutely.

Lyle: Does Drew Jackson have a major league future? Or is he just an org guy/utility man?
Klaw: I think he’s an org guy. Don’t believe he’ll hit.

Matt: Do you see Kris Bryant lowering his K rate going forward or is he going to settle in as a Chris Davis type? Valuable but top 5 in strikeouts every year
Klaw: His plate discipline is excellent – I think he’ll bring the K rate down.

Adam: ESPN chats were free.
Klaw: I thought so. These chats will be free too … but this one is over. I can’t thank all of you enough for your patience the last few weeks and for following me over here to keep the chats rolling. I do lots of fun non-baseball writing here too, so if any of you are new to this site, please poke around. There’s probably something here you’ll like. I’ll get back to doing this weekly now, so look for another Klawchat next Thursday. Thanks!

A Bell for Adano.

John Hersey is probably best remembered today, to the extent that he’s remembered at all, for “Hiroshima,” his mammoth piece for the New Yorker that took up all of the periodical’s August 31st, 1946 issue, and was later republished as a standalone book. A year before that remarkable piece of non-fiction, first-person journalism, however, Hersey won the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for his satirical war novel A Bell for Adano, a spiritual precursor to Catch-22, one that allows the absurdity of military life and bureaucracy to satirize itself while also humanizing the American occupation of Italy through one character, Major Joppolo, who becomes the wartime mayor of the Italian town of Adano.

Adano has lost much in the war; the people are starving and thirsty, and the ousted Fascist mayor was a corrupt coward. But no loss seems to matter as much as the loss of the town’s 700-year-old bell, recently taken by Mussolini’s government and melted down to make more munitions. As Major Joppolo attempts to restore order to Adano, reestablishing basic services and some semblance of the rule of law, he also makes it his main mission to find the town a new bell, one that has some historical significance and will have the “right tone.” Of course, other military officials think he’s crazy, and the General overseeing that part of the occupation, based on George S. Patton, is a single-minded tyrant. The scene in Patton where the titular character shoots a local merchant’s donkey appears here, and, like much of the book, is based on an actual incident; the shooting and Major Joppolo’s response to it sets up an obvious if poetic conclusion to the story that also creates some comedic pressure for the Major to find that bell before his time in Adano runs out.

While Joseph Heller’s book spares nothing and no one in its farcical look at the pointlessness of war and the human machines we build up to wage it, Hersey grounds his story in reality and lets the book’s rich humor come from very believable personal interactions, from the concupiscent Captain Purvis’s unending attempts to seduce Italian woman with whom he can’t communicate, to naval Lieutenant Livingston, whose snobbish first impressions of Major Joppolo give way when the latter employs a little bit of flattery. The return of Mayor Nasta and his subsequent arrest are almost slapstick comic moments. The memo that describes Joppolo’s countermanding of General Marvin’s order stopping all carts from entering Adano takes the most circuitous route imaginable to the latter’s desk as various underlings try to “lose” it before it does any harm. Some parts of the book were just laugh-out-loud funny, and most of it was smile-inducing, other than the occasional intervention of the details of the war, or the strongly sentimental notions connecting Joppolo and the citizens of Adano.

So why hasn’t A Bell for Adano endured as a work of American literature, especially war literature, when it’s based on true stories from the occupation (Major Joppolo himself was modeled on an actual American officer), is funny, and would be easily accessible to high school readers? I’ve long been appalled at how little of the American canon we present to American students; many great authors are omitted from even honors or AP reading lists even though books like Adano could be read and covered inside of a week. Perhaps it’s just been overshadowed by later works – it may have inspired Heller’s novel, but Heller’s book was funnier, more vicious, and covered far more ground – but it’s worth pushing it back on to the modern bookshelf.

Next up: Philip K. Dick’s A Scanner Darkly.

Red Mars.

I have a scouting blog up with notes from three games I saw last week, covering Jeff Hoffman, Gleyber Torres, Matt Strahm, Spencer Adams, and Brad Markey.

Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars Trilogy won a Nebula Award for the first book (Red Mars), Hugo Awards for the second (Green Mars) and third (Blue Mars), and Locus Awards for the second and third, as well as a passel of other awards and nominations. I just finished Red Mars, the dense 570-page opener, on Friday, and I can’t fathom why it won the Nebula or has spawned a cult following that appears to be leading toward a scripted series on Spike TV.

The Mars trilogy covers the first human attempt to colonize Mars, with a mission leaving Earth in 2026 (heh) with 100 colonizers chosen largely for their scientific and engineering skills. The goal is merely to establish a permanent settlement that may open the door for further research and potential economic activity like heavy-metal mining, but as conditions on Earth deteriorate due to war, pollution, and overpopulation, emigration to Mars becomes a reality and accelerates beyond the point that the red planet can handle it – especially since Mars is freezing and its thin atmosphere comprises mostly carbon dioxide. This in turn exacerbates the initial philosophical divide among the “first hundred” of whether humans should attempt to terraform Mars and make it suitable for long-term human settlement, or if humans have any responsibility to maintain the planet’s environment and, if present, any ecosystem that might exist at a microscopic level.

Red Mars is hard science fiction, very heavy on the technical aspects of its subject, with painstaking attempts to keep it as scientifically accurate as it can be. That means the book is about as dry as the Martian equator, as Robinson devotes paragraphs and even pages to details that contribute nothing to the plot and only serve to show that the author has indeed done his research. I can understand the desire to convince the reader that something like the space elevator transportation system is feasible, for example, but the point of including it in a work of fiction should be to show its effect on the characters within the story, not merely to say, “hey, cool, a space elevator!”

Robinson seems so caught up in demonstrating the technologies required for the mission and his mastery of their specifics that he spends very little time developing the book’s central characters, roughly a dozen of the first hundred who play significant roles in the novel’s multistranded story arc. Two of the most significant ones are dead before the book even ends, as are a few characters of less importance, and while many dramatic works benefit from the uncertainty around characters’ fates, Red Mars isn’t one of them. There’s no sense of impending jeopardy to raise tensions, and when the novel ends with a lengthy journey where several of the first hundred escape from Terran forces, I never doubted that they’d succeed in reaching their destination. And, most damning of all, I didn’t really care if they didn’t, so long as Robinson didn’t bore me to death first with details of how their little rovers worked or more about that bizarre flood that, even with all his descriptive text, I still could not for the life of me manage to picture in my head.

So my question to those of you who’ve braved this series is whether it’s worth it to continue, as I’ve been reading past Hugo winners, which would include both of the next two books in the series. My instinct is no, that the issue was Robinson’s writing style, and that seems unlikely to improve from book to book, at least not enough for me to plod through another 1200 pages.

Next up: I just finished A Bell for Adano, a wonderful satirical war novel by John Hersey (author of the famed New Yorker piece Hiroshima) and have begun Philip K. Dick’s A Scanner Darkly.

Saturday five, 9/5/15.

I had two Insider pieces this week, one on hypothetical postseason award ballots and one on notable September callups, and then someone else I didn’t expect to see came up after the latter was posted so why do I even do anything.

Klawchats at ESPN.com are indeed dead, as are all chats there, but I think I’ve found a solution that will let me resume the chats here after Labor Day. I’m looking for a little help with a script to clean up the transcripts so I can post them after the fact for everyone to read, so if you’re handy with perl, Python, or the like, please let me know. I’ll keep doing Periscopes, but they don’t work for everyone, including my deaf readers, so I want to make sure I use both media going forward.

My review of the second edition of the boardgame Evolution plus its Flight expansion is up at Paste. You can buy the game for $48 on amazon.

And now, the links…

  • How “Big Egg” has used underhanded and possibly illegal tactics, with the help of the USDA, to try to sabotage Hampton Creek’s vegan mayonnaise. It’s incredibly sleazy.
  • Andrew Zimmern talks about the future of food, from synthetic food replacements to insects as a sustainable protein source.
  • Scientists have discovered a naturally-occurring protein that would help slow the melting of ice cream. I see a problem with this, though: Ice cream tastes better when it’s at the brink of melting, because our taste buds don’t detect flavors in cold or frozen foods that well. That’s why ice cream has to be high in sugar – otherwise it wouldn’t taste sweet.
  • A Chinese writer talks about how the “gross” immigrant food of her upbringing has been culturally appropriated as “trendy.”
  • The programmer adapting the board game Brass into app form has started a blog about the process.
  • Chef Rick Bayless – yep, that’s Skip’s brother – writes about his dismay over the unbanning of GMO corn in Mexico, using culinary and cultural arguments rather than (un)scientific ones.
  • An experiment among Israeli schoolteachers found unconscious gender bias in math grading, bias that affected those kids’ choices as they advanced to higher grades. I know some of you get on me for discussing bias (racism, sexism, etc.) where it isn’t immediately evident, but these issues still exist, especially racism within the white-dominated baseball industry, even though it’s rarely explicit any more.
  • Alton Brown talks to the New York Times about his attitudes about our attitudes about food.
  • A paid anti-GMO shill for the organic agriculture industry was “severed” from Washington State University. Particularly notable are the undisclosed conflicts of interest, the same violation of which the anti-GMO side is accusing Kevin Folta.
  • Why is Missouri executing one death-row prisoner a month?
  • Vaccine denier Dr. Bob Sears – whose license to practice medicine still hasn’t been stripped, for reasons I can’t begin to fathom – is continuing to push his looney-toon, law-breaking agenda on gullible parents.

A post to test the chat feature.

August 2015 music update.

These playlists are getting longer, but there’s just more good music out there – I even cut a few tracks because I can keep raising the bar with so much great independent music coming out. This month’s playlist has a bunch of familiar artists, but also has more pop or at least non-alternative songs than any list I’ve crafted so far. We’re also headed into a two-month span with a ton of promising albums coming out, many of which are foreshadowed here.

Deerhunter – Snakeskin. Deerhunter have been around for over a decade, and while their sound is really all over the map, I haven’t heard anything from them as cohesive or melodic as “Snakeskin,” the tumbling, funk-soaked lead single from Fading Frontier, due out in October.

Superhumanoids – Norwegian Black Metal. The second track from their sophomore album, Do You Feel OK?, due out September 11th, is just as promising as the first single “Anxious in Venice” was. I first heard the trio’s music last year via their fantastic two-sided single “Come Say Hello”/”Hey Big Bang” last year, with Sarah Chernoff’s vocals a real standout in a field of dream-pop and other indie artists who stick a female singer out front without regard to her range or depth.

CHVRCHES – Never Ending Circles. Another stellar single from their sophomore album, Every Open Eye, due out September 25th.

Pure Bathing Culture – Pray For Rain. The lead single from this Portland, Oregon, indie-pop duo is their best song yet, more modern than the ’70s vibe that permeated their debut album.

Beirut – Gibraltar. Zach Condon’s fourth album as Beirut, No No No, is due out September 11th; there’s a delightful weirdness about this song, which starts out like LCD Soundsystem’s “Dance Yrself Clean” before the piano (real) and handclaps (maybe real) come in.

The Colourist – When I’m Away. I loved the Colourist’s first single, 2013’s “Little Games,” but the rest of their debut album (released the following year) fell short of that song’s strong central hook and shifting sounds and tempos. This title track from their latest EP follows a similar formula, slightly less catchy but with a more upbeat tempo throughout.

Civil Twilight – Holy Dove. This South African quartet just put out their first album in three years, since their second album brought the minor hit “Fire Escape” to alternative radio here. “Holy Dove” isn’t quite as intense, exchanging that for a more mid-American shuffle backing up the vocal hook in the chorus.

BØRNS – The Emotion. Garrett Borns’ first full-length album, Dopamine, is due out in October, featuring a couple of the tracks from his previous EP release, but “The Emotion” is his best song to date, a shimmering, hazy song where Borns gets all the feels into his high-register vocals.

Cœur De Pirate – Carry On. Roses, the third album from Quebecois pop singer Béatrice Martin, features her first original compositions in English, although most of the album is in French like her previous work.

Allison Weiss – Golden Coast. Apparently Weiss is a big deal in indie circles, funding her first album in 2009 with a hugely successful Kickstarter (and you thought Kickstarter was just for boardgames) before that was a thing. Weiss’s indie aesthetic doesn’t really stretch to her music, as “Golden Coast” is a pop song like you’d expect to hear on a top 40 station … it’s just better than most other songs of its type, lighter on production and heavier on songcraft.

Low – Lies. I remember Low from the mid-1990s, when I kind of dismissed them as too slow and dull for my then grunge-influenced tastes, and hadn’t realized they were still around until I came across this lead single from their upcoming album, Ones and Sixes, their eleventh to date, also due out September 11th. “Lies” is slow and mournful, just like most of Low’s music; I’ve probably aged into them more than they’ve changed their sound in any way.

Neon Indian – Slumlord. The second single from Alan Palomo’s upcoming album VEGA INTL. Night School, due October 16th, is unapologetic in its devotion to early 1980s New Wave, probably to its detriment when compared to the more progressive lead single “Annie,” even though the lyrics here are quite a bit darker.

Small Black – No One Wants It to Happen to You. It’s synthpop meets shoegaze – I think Carles would call it “chillwave,” although SB themselves apparently disdain the label – with a dissonant, wailing guitar solo that elevates this song from the background to the fore.

Josh Ritter – Getting Ready to Get Down. It’s catchy, but it also makes me laugh, right down to the line “Jesus hates your high school dances;” Ritter seems to be satirizing America’s leading family of degenerates, the Duggars, in a track about a teenaged girl escaping the moral and sexual repression of her evangelical family and judgmental neighbors.

Little May – Seven Hours. The Sydney trio’s first full-length album, For the Company, is due out October 9th, featuring sweet harmonies and more acoustic-to-electric rhythm guitar lines, music rooted in folk but borrowing more from dream-pop for their melodic inspiration.

Lou Barlow – Wave. Founding member of Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, and Folk Implosion, Barlow will release his first solo album in six years on Friday, with this track starring him on vocals and ukulele, giving the song an unmistakable beach-music feel. I do wish it didn’t sound like it was recorded in a closet, though.

Passport to Stockholm – All at Once. This young British quartet includes a cellist among its members, and that’s the distinguishing characteristic of their soaring folk-rock sound, reminiscent of Birds of Tokyo and, yes, the earlier work of Mumford & Sons.

Boy & Bear – Walk the Wire. More great independent music from Australia – I’m starting to think every adult on that continent is a member of at least one indie band.

Mutemath – Monument. I’ll admit I’m not a huge fan of Mute Math or this particular song – it’s fine, if unremarkable – but I know from past conversations many of you like the band. I’ve found their lyrics to be very disappointing; if you’re going with a name that includes “math” there’s a higher standard in my book.

Palma Violets – Danger in the Club. The title track from this British trio’s latest album sounds like a big drinking song – and like it was actually recorded in the pub where everyone was getting hammered.

Radkey – Evil Doer. I had higher hopes for this punk-pop trio’s debut album Dark Black Makeup, but it’s very safe and overproduced, emphasizing the pop over the punk. I know that not every African-American punk band can be Bad Brains, but these kids had some of that looser, angrier feel in their earlier releases.

Wavves – Heavy Metal Detox. Their fifth album, V, comes out October 2nd, and this third single from the album (not to be confused with their collaborative album with Cloud Nothings from July) is its most promising yet, hook-filled but uncompromising, probably the closest thing to a post-Nirvana act going today.

The Dead Weather – I Feel Love (Every Million Miles). This supergroup, with Jack White its best-known member, will put out its third album, Dodge and Burn, on September 25th; it includes two tracks released as singles in 2014, as well as this rocker, with White doing Jack White things on the guitar, which is what Jack White should probably spend most of his time doing.

SEXWITCH – Helelyos. SEXWITCH is Natasha Khan, a.k.a. Bat for Lashes, along with the English rock band Toy and producer Dan Carey. They’ve recorded covers of a half-dozen psychedelic tracks from around the world, including this Iranian track about “my dark girls” that takes on quite a different meaning when Khan sings it.

Deaf Wish – Sex Witch. This Aussie post-punk act’s half-hour debut album Pain is decidedly anti-commercial, almost grating, until the sudden arrival of this seventh track, a slower song that marries the anti-tonal vocal style of Kim Gordon with the dissonant math-rock of Polvo.

Battles – The Yabba. Is there a better experimental rock act going right now than Battles? I’d have it down to them and These New Puritans, as both acts produce intelligent, unpredictable, technically proficient music that manages to veer over the line into accessibility too.

Ghost B.C. – From The Pinnacle To The Pit. This bizarre Norwegian black metal act (it all ties together on my playlists) is almost shameless in its borrowing of sounds from British Heavy Metal to late-80s thrash to the Crystal Method-inspired guitar line that opens this track, the second from their most recent album, Meliora. Ghost’s members all appear under pseudonyms, and they maintain a facetious Satanic theme in their lyrics and appearance, something that only detracts from the fact that they’re producing some of the most compelling metal in the market today – it’s heavy yet melodic, eschewing death growls and blast beats but retaining the musical sensibilities of the Gothenburg style or even Finnish acts like Children of Bodom. I think the
Pitchfork review of Melioradoes a great job of summing up the album’s strengths and limitations. These guys are going to have to grow up at some point if they want to have any legacy beyond modest record sales, instead of running over the same old ground of tired black-metal tropes and Halloween costumes.

Saturday five, 8/29/15.

My main Insider piece this week was on sustainable MLB breakthroughs in 2015. I meant to include Rougned Odor on this list, and somehow just plain forgot him when I sat down to write the piece. Anyway, this is my mea culpa and statement that I believe his improvement at the plate is real, sustainable, and only the beginning for him.

I also covered the Metropolitan Classic high school tournament that’s hosted and organized by the NY Mets, writing about the top 2016 and 2017 draft prospects there.

And now, this week’s links…saturdayfive

  • The nationwide rise in the popularity of authentic barbecue has left black pitmasters behind, even though that style of cooking has roots in African-American culture.
  • An excellent longread from the BBC on the forced repatriation of Chinese sailors in the UK after World War II, with the story of one woman whose biological father was one of those deported.
  • Baseball is on the rise in Uganda, believe it or not. It’s a sport that requires a long gestation period when it manages to take hold in a new region or country, but it seems to be growing well in the small sub-Saharan African nation, where it’s still against the law to be gay.
  • A chemistry decoder to send to that idiot friend from high school who keeps posting FoodBabe links on Facebook.
  • A personal post from a woman whose son nearly died from the flu. It’s just about flu shot season, too.
  • Another sugar (sucrose) substitute, the natural but uncommon sugar allulose, may be moving toward the marketplace, but like sugar alcohols, it passes right through the upper GI tract and can cause some problems further on down the line.
  • Kevin Folta, a scientist at the University of Florida, is under attack by the tin-foil hat crowd because Monsanto provided $25,000 for an educational outreach program, covering his travel costs. The personal nature of the attacks and the ignorance of how corporate funding actually works in academic research result in a deeply disturbing application of the genetic fallacy.
  • Longtime reader Tom Hitchner has a good post up on why teams keep getting sweetheart government-funded stadium deals. It’s happening in Milwaukee, and it’s happening in disgusting fashion in St. Louis, where a law prohibiting such deals was overturned by a judge as “too vague.”
  • TV critic extraordinaire Alan Sepinwall asks if there’s too much good television right now. I say yes, there is, and I have little to no hope of watching most of it.
  • U.S. tennis pro Mardy Fish had to quit the sport due to anxiety, but he’s back, and he’s talking about his affliction.
  • Mental Floss assembled a group of clever airline safety videos from around the world. The two Delta ones are both funny and effective; the first time I saw each this year I had to put down my book to watch them.

Top 40 pizzerias, ranked.

This won’t start any arguments.

I adore all kinds of pizza – New York-style, Neapolitan-style (thin crust, wet center), Roman-style (also thin-crust but with a cracker-like crust), Sicilian, coal-fired, wood-fired, whatever. Except “deep dish,” which is just a bread casserole and should be avoided at all costs. I try to find good artisan pizzerias everywhere I travel, and I’ve hit just about all of the most highly-regarded places in Manhattan and Brooklyn too. I grew up on Long Island, eating by the slice and folding as I did so, but a couple of trips to Italy convinced me of the merits of those very thin crusts and superior toppings. We’re the beneficiaries of a huge boom in high-end pizza joints in this country, and while I haven’t tried all of the good ones, I’ve been to enough to put together a ranking of the 40 best that I’ve tried. There is, I admit, a bias to this list – I’ve tried more places in greater Phoenix than any other metro area other than New York – and I’m sure I’ll get some yelling over where I put di Fara or Co. or Paulie Gee’s, but with all of that out of the way, here’s how I rank ’em. Links go to my reviews here on the dish.

1. Pizzeria Bianco, Phoenix
2. Kesté, New York
3. Motorino, New York
4. Roberta’s, Brooklyn
5. Pizzeria Vetri/Osteria, Philadelphia
6. Frank Pepe’s, New Haven
7. Pizzeria Mozza, Los Angeles
8. Pizzeria Lola, Minneapolis
9. cibo, Phoenix
10. Lucali, Brooklyn
11. Forcella, New York
12. Pizzeria Stella, Philadelphia
13. Paulie Gee’s, Brooklyn
14. Don Antonio by Starita, New York
15. ‘Pomo, Phoenix
16. Marta, New York
17. Ribalta, New York
18. Totonno’s, Brooklyn
19. Via Tribunali, New York/Seatte
20. Federal Pizza, Phoenix
21. Il Cane Rosso, Dallas
22. Antico, Atlanta
23. City House, Nashville
24. Tarry Lodge, Port Chester, NY
25. Desano, Nashville
26. Franny’s, Brooklyn
27. Grimaldi’s, Phoenix
28. Il Bosco, Phoenix
29. Di Fara, Brooklyn
30. 800 Degrees, Los Angeles
31. Co., New York
32. Rubirosa, New York
33. Bar Toma, Chicago
34. Punch Pizza, St. Paul
35. Toro, Durham
36. Dolce Vita, Houston
37. Stella Rosa, Santa Monica
38. Grimaldi’s, Brooklyn
39. Basic, San Diego
40. Nicoletta, New York

There’s a long list of pizzerias I still need (okay, want, but where I’m concerned pizza is a need) to try, so they’re not on the list: Flour + Water & del Popolo in San Francisco, Apizza Scholls in Portland, A4 in Somerville (near Boston), 2 Amy’s in DC, Sottocasa in Brooklyn, al Forno in Providence, Pizzaiolo in Oakland, Mani Osteria in Ann Arbor, Vero in Cleveland, Iggie’s in Baltimore, Garage Bar in Louisville, Vinny & Jon’s in Los Angeles, and more. It’s a good time to be a pizza lover, and unless you have to be gluten-free, how could you not love pizza?

Einstein’s Cosmos plus seven other books.

I’ve fallen way behind in book reviews, so rather than procrastinate further and get upset with myself for letting this many pile up, here are my thoughts on eight books I’ve read recently.

Theoretical physicist Michio Kaku does a remarkable job of taking a dense scientific topic and making it accessible in Einstein’s Cosmos, part of the same Great Discoveries series that includes Everything and More by David Foster Wallace and Incompleteness by Rebecca Goldstein. Part biography of Einstein, part survey course in theoretical physics, Einstein’s Cosmos takes the reader back to Einstein’s childhood, dispelling some myths about his youth and eventually leading to the best lay explanation of special relativity I’ve come across. Kaku doesn’t stint on some of Einstein’s less flattering moments, such as his early opposition to quantum field theory, but presents him as a man of great principle as well as an uncommon ability to visualize difficult problems in physics, a skill that first allowed him to formulate the theory of special relativity by asking what would happen if he could chase a beam of light while he himself was traveling at the speed of light. Kaku has to give the reader a substantial amount of information to get to the point of special relativity and the equivalence of mass and energy, including a basic discussion of Maxwell’s equations, four partial differential equations that describe the formation and behavior of electromagnetic fields (above the quantum level, which Maxwell’s equations can only approximate). None of this is easy, but Kaku’s explanations are accessible even if you’ve never taken calculus, because his focus is on the meaning of these formulas and theories rather than on their precise functions. He also gives color the portrait of Einstein, who was an eccentric and widely beloved figure, without reducing him to caricature by repeating old tropes about him being a terrible student (he was a superb student when he cared about the subject) or a mere patent clerk (university politics kept him out of academia at first, not a lack of skill or background). I recommend it very highly if you’re at all interested in the man or his discoveries and, like me, are a long way removed from any coursework that might otherwise be necessary to understand it.

Michael Blanding’s The Map Thief tells the story of rare map dealer turned thief E. Forbes Smiley III, and follows in the footsteps of an earlier book about another crook who cut rare maps from ancient atlases, Miles Harvey’s The Island of Lost Maps. While Blanding’s book is better written and organized, giving a breezy history of cartography and explaining why some of these maps are so rare, the subject of the book, Smiley, is a fairly milquetoast character, even when Blanding tries to give him more dimension by talking about his attempts to remake a small town in rural Maine. This sort of non-fiction book tends to work best when the central narrative involves a literal or figurative chase, but Blanding spends scant time on the portion of Smiley’s story between the discovery that he may have taken some maps (or even that maps were missing) to his arrest. Harvey’s book, on the other hand, tells the story of the appropriately-named Gilbert Bland, an antiques dealer with no apparent personality, by turning into more of an old-fashioned crime book, documenting his crimes and the process of tracking him down in a way that covers up Bland’s lack of character. Both books are solid reads in their own rights, with Blanding’s shorter and more tightly organized, while Harvey’s has more narrative greed.

I’m still gradually working my way through the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction winners, and read two winners from the 1990s that were good-not-great, although in one case I could at least easily understand why it won. Steven Millhauer’s Martin Dressler: The Tale of an American Dreamer reads like a fable, detailing the titular character’s rise from his youth as the son of a cigar-store owner to successful hotelier and entrepreneur, only to find with each new venture that his ambition is unsated, eventually pushing himself to build a hotel so grandiose that it fails. Along the way, Dressler marries the wrong woman, an entirely unconvincing subplot that undermined much of the novel’s narrative force. I could see the Pulitzer committee loving the book for its exploration of the superficiality of the American Dream.

Michael Cunningham’s The Hours, later adapted into a Best Picture-nominated film that starred three of the best actresses of its specific time (Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, and Nicole Kidman, who won an Oscar for her performance as Virginia Woolf), seemed to fit the Pulitzer Committee’s loose standards less, but was a more literary, well-rounded work. Cunningham crafts three vaguely interconnected novellas and weaves them together with frequent shifts between them, setting them in three different times, with the only overt connection via Mrs. Dalloway: one story follows Woolf as she’s writing it, the other two revolve around women who’ve read the book and felt a deep connection to it. I would probably have enjoyed or appreciated The Hours more if I’d actually liked Mrs. Dalloway or had at least read it more recently, although the way Cunningham eventually connects the two non-Woolf stories, while somewhat predictable, is touching without devolving into mere sentiment, and still left me wanting more of that unified storyline.

I love Evelyn Waugh’s novels, but Helena, a short work of historical fiction, did nothing for me. It’s missing most of his trademark humor, instead telling a fictionalized version of the life of the Empress Helena, mother of Constantine, who made a pilgrimage to Syriana and, according to legend, rediscovered the True Cross on which Jesus Christ was crucified. Waugh converted to Catholicism after writing his first novel, Vile Bodies, and while there are strains of his religious belief through all of his later works, Helena feels maudlin and ends with a passage that you might characterize as magical realism depending on your point of view on Christianity. Waugh apparently considered this one of his best novels, but since his satirical prose and eye were what made him a great novelist, Helena feels inconsequential in comparison.

William Maxwell’s So Long, See You Tomorrow, winner of a National Book Award in 1982, came recommended by my friend Samantha, an avid bibliophile who favors shorter fiction where I go for novels. So Long is a 135-page novella that explores loss and memory through the eyes of an old man remembering his broken connection with a friend when the latter’s father committed a shocking murder. The narrator goes back to the time of the murder and recounts the circumstances that led up to it, although I imagine his account is supposed to be unreliable (as with the imagined recollections of the narrator of James Salter’s A Sport and a Pastime). Maxwell depicts the life of the small town in Southern Illinois in often painful detail, walking through the minds of the three principals in the affair that led to the murder, and actually devotes little page time to his friend, the unfortunately-named Cletus, whom I couldn’t picture as anything but a slack-jawed yokel.

Dodie Smith’s name may not be familiar to you, but you know her work: She wrote the children’s book that Disney adapted for 101 Dalmatians. She also wrote a novel, I Capture the Castle, that’s highly regarded in England but seems to have never caught on here, perhaps because its subject is so very British. The 1949 novel starts out like a Jane Austen book: Two sisters move into a remote castle with their author father, who subsequently falls into severe writer’s block and finds himself unable to produce another novel – or any income, with the girls’ stepmother only barely more able to provide. A wealthy family moves into the neighborhood, with two very eligible bachelor sons, one of whom takes a fancy to the narrator’s sister … but Smith avoids the predictable and crafts a compelling narrative by having the younger sister, Cassandra, tell the story through her journal, with scrupulous honesty. I was hoping for a little more humor, but the seventeen-year-old narrator’s voice doesn’t have Austen’s wry comic style. The descriptions of the family’s privations early in the book wore on, but the denouement justified much of the time spent to get there.

The final book in this list gets the shortest writeup. Cesare Pavere’s The Moon and the Bonfires tells of an Italian expatriate’s return to his hometown after the devastation of the Mussolini regime and the second World War, and the tragedies he uncovers while obviously hoping to return to a town unchanged. Without any knowledge of the specific history of Italy under fascism, however, I failed to connect with the story or any of the characters. The isolation of the protagonist and the sparse prose reminded me of Camus, and not in a good way.