Little Women.

Greta Gerwig’s debut as a writer and director, Lady Bird, was a largely autobiographical story of her own teenage years in Sacramento, with Saoirse Ronan in the lead role as Gerwig’s fictional stand-in. Ronan repeats the performance in a way as Jo March in Gerwig’s generally wonderful adaptation of Louisa May Alcott’s beloved novel Little Women, helping with the framing device Gerwig uses to tell the story in a nonlinear way… although Ronan here is completely upstaged by one of her own (fictional) sisters.

Little Women was itself an autobiographical novel of Alcott’s own upbringing in Massachusetts, telling the story of the March sisters, Meg, Jo, Amy, and Beth, who live with their mother Marmie and housekeeper Hannah while their father is away serving as an army chaplain during the civil war. The book, published here in two parts (and, in something I just learned, still sometimes seen abroad as Little Women and Good Wives), covers a period of about four years that sees the girls through courtships and tragedy, finally ending with three of the girls marrying and – there’s no way you don’t know this – one of the four dying of complications from scarlet fever. It was an immediate commercial success, spawning two further sequels (which I’ve never read), and remains a favorite for young readers today, in part because it’s one of the only novels of its century that truly focuses on its women, both as unique, well-developed characters themselves, and as women in a highly restrictive, patriarchal society.

The framing device Gerwig uses wears out its welcome a little quickly, especially given some of the abrupt transitions between past and present. She splits the time period across the seven years between Beth’s illness and her death, using different lighting and, eventually, a different haircut for one character as ways to distinguish between the periods, but some of the scenes don’t have enough time to develop fully because the next cut yanks you out of that moment and into a different one entirely. The shot of Jo grieving at her sister’s grave ends way too quickly and transitions to a scene of relative mirth that I think robbed the former of some of its power. There’s probably a good way to tell this story in a nonlinear way, still using the motif of Jo writing her great novel about her family as the framing device, that doesn’t make some of the intervening scenes so terse.

Beyond that, however, this film is just great, anchored by so many wonderful performances that it’s hard to identify just who is carrying what. Ronan is very good as Jo, although of course she is far prettier than Jo is ever described on Alcott’s pages, and particularly excels in any scene where she gets to crank up her emotions in any direction – and in her scenes with Laurie, played rakishly by Timothée Chalamet, who might as well have been born to play this young bachelor on the road to roué. But Florence Pugh is the biggest star here as Amy, a character who gets more emotional growth in the movie than she does in the book, going much farther from snotty younger sister to a young woman aware of how little the world might value her, fighting for any agency she can find. Pugh isn’t the lead, but I think she’s more important to this movie than anyone else.

Laura Dern might win Best Supporting Actress for her turn in Marriage Story, but I liked her performance here as Marmie even more – she’s the original supermom, showing the patience of a saint, and delivering one of the best and most memorable lines in the movie when Jo asks why she’s never angry. Bob Odenkirk is only in the film briefly as Mr. March, but he’s wonderful and is fast becoming one of my favorite character actors, even when the role requires little or no humor at all. Chris Cooper is delightful as Laurie’s grandfather; Meryl Streep does quite a lot with Aunt March, even though the character has maybe one and a half notes to her. Even Tracy Letts has a minor role as Jo’s publisher, and he’s the perfect amount of grump for the job.

And then there are the other two sisters, Meg, played by Emma Watson, and Beth, played by Eliza Scanlen. Watson just seems miscast here, speaking with a sort of affected precision that doesn’t line up with Meg, who truly wants the life of domesticity for which she’s destined. Scanlen, though, is just plain weird as Beth, who is also written strangely – made more infantile on the screen than she is on the page, which becomes particularly offputting when Beth is 13 and 14 in the earlier time period and she’s portrayed by an actress who is 21. Meg’s character isn’t that critical to the film, but Beth’s is, and the portrayal here is a bit jarring.

The ending Gerwig cooks up is rather sublime, and a welcome departure from authenticity. Jo is even more Alcott here than she ever could be in the novel, and Gerwig slips in some details from Alcott’s life to spice things up a bit, making her a shrewd negotiator and getting us to the big finish with a metafictional flourish for the ages. It’s not faithful to the source material, but given how problematic Jo’s literary marriage – which Alcott apparently wrote under duress from her publishers – is for the novel and her character, this is a substantial improvement.

We’ll find out the Oscar nominations the same morning I post this, but I’m guessing we’ll get Best Picture, Best Actress (Ronan), Best Supporting Actress (Pugh), Best Costume Design, and Best Adapted Screenplay, with maybe even money on Gerwig getting a Best Director nod. We’ll see if the backlash against the Golden Globes’ all-male director slate helps Gerwig at all; (I’m assuming three slots are locks, for Scorsese, Tarantino, and Mendes, with Boon Jong Ho a good shot at the fourth.) It’s not Best Picture, but it’ll certainly end up in my top 10 once I’ve finished the various candidates from 2019; as long as Pugh gets a nomination, though, I’ll call that a win for the film.

Klawchat 1/9/20.

Starting at 1 pm ET. I have two new pieces up at the Athletic this week: my introductory post and today’s column on some of what I look for when I evaluate players.

Keith Law: I dreamt that I was dreaming, I was wired to a clock. Klawchat.

Shaun: Does Clint Frazier bring back more in trade than a low level arm or nearer term reliever?
Keith Law: I think his trade value has largely evaporated over the last two years.

Ben: If you’re the Twins, would you part with any of Lewis, Kirilloff, Graterol, Larnach for a #2-3 starter? I am assuming no #1s are available unless it’s a ridiculous package. Given their playoff annihilation I wonder whether a mid rotation guy will push the team to the next level.
Keith Law: I wouldn’t trade Kirilloff; I probably wouldn’t deal Lewis even with his swing issues. The second two I would deal for a mid-rotation guy without hesitation, although I agree that’s not really their need right now.

Aaron C.: Who does Klaw give the A’s 2B job to? Barreto, Mateo, Neuse or Pinder? These are all depressing choices.
Keith Law: Yes, yes they are.

PhillyJake: Has Ben Cherington been abducted by aliens? Seems overly quiet on the North shore of the Allegheny.
Keith Law: What should he have done? I’m really not clear on what moves he should have made already, with a bunch of decent free agents still on the market.

Aaron C.: Your favorite (restaurant) meal of 2019 was…?
Keith Law: 1. The Love, Philadelphia 2. Friday Saturday Sunday, Philadelphia 3. Juniper & Ivy, San Diego 4. The Purple Pig, Chicago 5. Brewery Bhavana, Raleigh

Deke: Noticed on Twitter you asked to be omitted from someone’s “best of baseball Twitter” bracket poll. Why didn’t you want to participate?
Keith Law: Why would I lend my name to that exercise? I don’t get anything from it, and the ‘bracket’ was almost entirely white men.

Alex: As a Braves fan, I am mostly feeling bloodyminded and hoping that MLB’s penalties against the Astros are at least as harsh as they were against the Braves. But the rational part of my brain accepts the propriety of fitting punishment to crime. So… in your view, normatively, what *should* be the punishment levied against the Astros and Red Sox?
Keith Law: I think what the Astros and Red Sox are accused of doing is worse than what the Braves did in the international market, but I also strongly believe MLB doesn’t see it that way for a variety of reasons, not least of which is that the Braves committed the greater baseball sin of trying to pay players more money.

xxx(yyy): any (brief?) thoughts on the upcoming season of Top Chef? will you be bringing back your episode reviews?
Keith Law: I have not watched the show in three years and have said several times I’m not doing reviews any more. They take up way too much time.

Arnold: Just wanted to say congrats on joining The Athletic. That’s been my favorite place to read about sports for the past year. I look forward to seeing your stuff there. My question…is there any Giants prospect without any major league time yet, who may have an impact on the team this year, perhaps later in the year?
Keith Law: It wouldn’t shock me to see Bart in the majors by August, if he’s healthy. That’s it, though.

Ray : What can one expect from Nick Solak in 2020? Will he play everyday in the Rangers lineup?
Keith Law: Think he’s an extra guy, not a regular. At the moment I don’t see playing time for him anyway.

Trey: Keith – Congrats on joining The Athletic! (I am a happy subscriber:) Cubs Q: given their current ‘near ready’ minor league talent (not much), current roster, and owner induced payroll cap, any chance the cubs can regain elite top 5 mlb status this year or next? Other than Ricketts giving Theo another $50M-75M to spend each of the next two offseasons, what can he do?
Keith Law: Money is the only real way out for the Cubs right now, who are good-but-maybe-not-good-enough at the major-league level and have a bottom-tier farm system without much trade capital.

TomBruno23: Did the Ricketts spend all of their money on the GOP and Wrigley to the point where we are to believe all they can do is all players on NRI deals?
Keith Law: That’s what they’re selling. Your choice whether to buy it.

Joe: Is there a provision for raising the luxury tax threshold? It seems that, with salaries for superstars (deservedly) rising, the threshold should increase to reflect this.
Keith Law: Yes, it went up $2 million for 2020, and goes up $2 million more for 2021.

Krontz: Can Nolan Jones stay at 3b for most of his MLB career? Or a corner OF/1b move likely?
Keith Law: I see a nonzero chance he stays at third.

Jason: You identified changeups, splitters, and cutters as out-pitches for opposite-side hitters. My understanding of the pitch movements is that changeups fall off toward the arm side, splitters tend to break straight down, and cutters break toward the glove side (though I was never a pitcher and stopped playing in junior high, so I recognize I could be off). Given the disparate natures of those pitches, why are they all so effective in getting out opposite-side hitters?
Keith Law: Nothing to do with movement; everything to do with how the pitches appear out of the pitcher’s hand, and whether they resemble fastballs or breaking balls.

barbeach: KLAW: Happy New Year! Congrats on the move to The Athletic…it prompted me to subscribe. Do you see a path for Deivi Garcia to crack the NYY major league roster this year? Thanks as always.
Keith Law: Yes, I do. Cole is locked in for 30 starts, but Tanaka has long pitched with an elbow issue, Paxton gets hurt quite a bit, Severino missed all of 2019, Montgomery is just barely back from TJ. There will be starts available.

David: Congratulations on the new job Keith! Like you, I spend a lot of time working from home but struggle sometimes separating home life from work. I feel like I’m always doing both (fitting in trips to the grocery store in the middle of the work day; doing work in the evening and night.) How do you balance your time? Do you struggle with time management like I do?
Keith Law: Don’t worry so much about ‘time management’ and focus instead on what you need to accomplish each day. FWIW, I use non-work things to break up my work day, since it’s hard for me to just sit and write for hours upon hours without a respite.

Tariq: It appears that the A’s swung wildly and missed on consecutive top 10 picks in 17 and 18 in Austin Beck and Kyler Murray – do you think that it was a flawed approach from the start or do you understand their high risk/high reward in retrospect? Congrats on the new job!
Keith Law: Two different picks, two different processes. I still don’t think they blew it on Murray … nobody thought he’d become that good an NFL prospect at the time he was drafted. The criticism, if any, would be that they didn’t accurately assess his desire to play baseball.

Hank: Hey Keith! How do you view Tucker Davidson and Kyle Muller and will they contribute in 2020? Thanks!
Keith Law: Davidson’s a fifth starter, Muller more a mid-rotation guy, would guess neither contributes much in 2020 given who’s ahead of them.

Trey: Hi Keith – Any plans on updating your top 100 books this year? And, any spy novel recommendations (a more modern Le Carre perhaps)?
Keith Law: That list requires a lot of work, and right now I don’t have a lot of free time.

Alex: Do you think the 3b from Vanderbilt (Lewis) can play SS at the big league level?
Keith Law: If you mean Austin Martin, I have only seen him play an excellent 3b, but never seen him at SS. He’ll play short this spring, and we’ll get our answer.

Roger: You appear to have been right all along about Austin Riley, but my question is if you were Atlanta would you trade him before his value completely tanks?
Keith Law: He played nearly a whole summer in the majors and didn’t hit at all, with pitch data that really doesn’t help his cause. His value is already at a local minimum.

Jim: First off, welcome again to The Athletic! What do you see as what’s going on with Donaldson? Based on what some sources (e.g., MLBTraderumors) are saying, it looks to me like it’s not so much waiting out a bidding war as the market falling apart because nobody wants to meet his demands. Thanks!
Keith Law: No idea, sorry. That is not an area I cover, and that hasn’t changed with the job. We have plenty of other writers who’ll wade in the rumor mire.

Christopher: You work for the Athletic now????
Keith Law: Big, if true.

BigDaddeh: If the Cubs put Yu Darvish’s remaining contract on irrevocable waivers, would someone take it? Is it not even underwater anymore given the new market climate?
Keith Law: Teams would fight to take it.

TomBruno23: Latest episode of The Inquiry, “Why was Qasem Soleimani killed?”, is a clear, concise and informative listen on the current situation.
Keith Law: Of course it is – The Inquiry (from the BBC) is consistently smart despite being so concise.

David (Denver): The Rockies are going to sell way too low on Arenado, aren’t they? I’m enthused for yet another underwhelming return of young pitching that never develops.
Keith Law: I don’t understand jumping to extend him and THEN trying to trade him. It looks indecisive.

tempo: What are your thoughts on two of my favorite metal bands – Slayer and System of a Down?
Keith Law: I enjoy peak Slayer, basically RIB through Seasons. By the late ’90s they’d really stopped producing anything novel, unfortunately, but that’s true for all the ’80s thrash icons.

ryan: keith, its awesome your with the athletic now. what made you switch jobs?
Keith Law: I have already written quite a bit about that in my newsletter.

Alan: If the Sox move Mookie to LAD and Lux is off the table what is a good return package in your opinion?
Keith Law: If I’m the Red Sox I am insisting on May and one of the catchers in the deal, at a bare minimum. It’s Mookie Fucking Betts, people.

Dee Arby: If Moniak wasn’t taken #1, how far do you think he would have slid down the draft board?
Keith Law: He was going in the top 5-6 picks anyway … he was pretty famous, hit well enough at showcases, and scouts liked the kid’s makeup a lot (too much).

Anthony: Thoughts on the White Sox offseason? Been incredibly busy, but does it translate into anything in 2020 and beyond?
Keith Law: Yes, I think it does.
Keith Law: I also don’t think they’re done.

Kyle B: Do you think there’s going to be a work stoppage when this CBA expires?
Keith Law: I will know a lot more about that once I get into this job some more and start my reporting on the labor talks.

Shlomo Zinger: Thoughts on Mike King?
Keith Law: Reliever.

Tinker: What do you think about Chris Shaw and his future? His career path / numbers remind me of Max Muncy!
Keith Law: I don’t think he’s more than an emergency callup.

John: Hi Keith. Loved Smart Baseball. Can’t wait for your next book. Do you see Loaisiga or any of their other young arms being viable bullpen replacements for Betances or will the Yanks need to sign/trade for another power arm in the pen? Thanks.
Keith Law: Given all of Loaisiga’s arm problems, can he work back to back days like most relievers do? I don’t know the answer but I think it’d be an issue for him.

Salty: Not sure if you saw the story of Lassiter vs NY Yankees. Was wondering if you’ve ever seen a grievance taken that far, and if it reached dismissal status only because he was representing himself.
Keith Law: It wasn’t a grievance, but a lawsuit, and to be honest it sounds like Lassiter isn’t well and might need real help. The media coverage I’ve seen seems to be making fun of him (it’s easy, he’s claiming this massive conspiracy against him).

NYYMatt99: Do you agree with Manfred cutting minor league teams? He seems to be doing everything possible to stop baseball from growing
Keith Law: That’s not a yes/no question. I wrote about it October for ESPN and will certainly revisit the topic for the Athletic because it’s a lot more complicated than “cutting minor league teams.”

Chris: Think the Mets deal Dom Smith or he remains a bench bat this season?
Keith Law: I have to think they trade him … he’s more valuable in trade than as a 300 AB (if that) bench player.

Appa Yip Yip: How do you think the Jays starting pitching looks over the next couple of years? They have Ryu, hopefully Pearson, then an amorphous mass of dudes at AAA lead by probably Anthony Kay. How do you see it shaking out?
Keith Law: Lot of guys who could be average or better if healthy, but who have dicey health outlooks, including Ryu. Murphy might be #2 behind Pearson if we knew he’d stay healthy.

Mike: Do you get the same royalty when Amazon drops the price of your bookin the Kindle store?
Keith Law: No, it’s a percentage of the purchase price.

John G: Clarke Schmidt or Michael King as Yankees’ long-term no. 4 or 5?
Keith Law: Schmidt might be a starter; King is not.

jayB: Thoughts on the new I lnfield Outs stats? Other than Baez was still robbed in GG voting
Keith Law: Mike Petriello pointed out that it’s useful but incomplete, and you can see that in some of the leaders.
Keith Law: A lot of batted ball types aren’t included.

Kuipers HR: Obviously, I’d rather Indians keep Lindor. But if they’re not going to put even half the $ they’ve saved into team, trading him is next less-worse option. No?
Keith Law: Agreed.

Bobby Northside: When will we see SP throw 250+ innings again? How can we make it happen?
Keith Law: Never. Even a pitcher who might be capable of doing so will not be allowed to do so because you’re better off with relievers facing hitters for the first time than starters facing hitters for the 3rd/4th time.

Moe Mentum: There’s a 3rd Siani brother on the horizon. Is he on your radar yet, or is it too early still?
Keith Law: He’s next year.

Kevin W.: Does our country (and democracy) ever recover from the last 4 years?
Keith Law: I don’t think so.

Ben: Just finished Confederacy of Dunces and loved it. The whole time I was reading it, I couldn’t help but picture Ignatius as Buster Bluth. Did you have anyone in mind for his character as you read it?
Keith Law: I read it ~20 years ago, so I don’t remember thinking he was anything but Ignatius himself.

Kevin W.: What happened to Aubrey huff?
Keith Law: Nothing. This is who he’s always been.

John G: Why aren’t the Rockies talking trades for Jon Gray, not just Arenado? Dude seems prime for a restart somewhere to shine
Keith Law: I agree – he’s done about as well as you could have hoped with the Rockies but I could see him going somewhere else and exploding like Cole did with Houston.

Mike D: Why would Cleveland want to shop Lindor and Clevinger instead of building around them? Does not seem to make sense to me.
Keith Law: Then they’d have to spend money.

Kevin W.: Will you continue free agent write-ups at the athletic?
Keith Law: Yes, depending on how significant the player and contract are.

Mart Yanh: Law! Congrats on the new job! Do u think Mookie Betts *wants* to remain in Boston long term?
Keith Law: He wants to go to free agency to maximize his value. That’s his right as a player.

Andy: Does the proposed shortening of the draft help college baseball (more kids coming and staying longer) or make it worse (top prospects more likely to go the minors.) I know it’ll definitely be a whole lot worse for the college kids with less senior signs.
Keith Law: The better senior signs will still get signed; the worst senior signs will no longer have automatic paths into pro ball, but their odds of seeing the majors were minuscule. They could go play indy ball or in this new “Dream League” if that proposal came to fruition, and if they do well enough, they’d get opportunities in pro ball. Senior signs only typically get $1000 as a bonus, and then the pathetic first-year minor league salary, so it’s not as if MLB is getting rid of lucrative jobs here.

Eric: Just a statement for the MAGA people: If you support the troops, you should be vehemently against war, especially ones based off ego and narcissism.
Keith Law: The best way to support the troops is to bring them all home.

Mike D: Are you heading to ST this year? Florida or Arizona?
Keith Law: I go to both every year.

Moshe Rabeinu: How far away is Florial?
Keith Law: His pitch recognition hasn’t gotten better in the last year-plus, and he’s been hurt, so right now I don’t see what his role is in the majors.

Blangadanger: Had a chance to play Parks over the holidays. An excellent, quick and immersive game with gorgeous art of US National Parks. Have you had a chance to play?
Keith Law: I haven’t, but it was on my list of 2019 games I wanted to try but never got to play. I’ve heard great things.

Dirk Gently: Let’s say MLB suspends Jeff Luhnow for a year — how do they keep Luhnow from simply working remotely, directing his assistants on what to do, etc.? Are they going to be able to spot check cell phones/emails? And would it be that hard for Luhnow to do is job remotely that way?
Keith Law: Yes, they would be able to check or ask for cell phone records, emails, etc.

Evan: Are your prospect packages going to follow a similar format as they did in ESPN, or will you change it up?
Keith Law: Editorial decision. The content will be very similar.

Adam: hey Keith, subscribed to your newsletter but after your most recent e-mail went out. Is there any way to read the post online?
Keith Law: On the signup page there’s a “letter archive” link.

Jason: Will Monte Harrison amount to anything?
Keith Law: The odds are very much against him … the approach is nowhere near good enough, despite the tools.

Nick: What do you make of JD Davis season last year? His defensive struggles aside, do you think he continues to make an ascension to potential star?
Keith Law: No, I think that was his peak.

Big Fan: Hi Keith, congrats on the move! Do you have any insight into where or when Josh Donaldson will sign?
Keith Law: No, that is not and has never been something I cover.

Nick: Dom Smith for Tarik Skubal. Who says no?
Keith Law: Pretty sure the Tigers would say no.
Keith Law: Skubal might be their best pitching prospect at this moment.

Sean: Bart, Ramos and Hjelle are being sold to us Giants fans as the first wave of the future. Should I get excited or pump the brakes a bit?
Keith Law: Their system is improved, but not yet good. They’re a draft or two away from that, and they didn’t add any prospects at the deadline last year, I assume because the team had a bit of a mirage run of contention.

Grant: Which books coming out in 2020 are you most excited to read?
Keith Law: I don’t really track those unless it’s an author I especially like (Jasper Fforde has one coming).

PA Prospects: What high schoolers will you be watching locally this spring?
Keith Law: Near me, probably nobody. Austin Hendrick is a prospect but on the other side of the state from me.

Andy: Bring them home, and then fund the programs to help them with their physical and mental well being.
Keith Law: We both know that’ll never happen. You’re asking politicians to spend money that doesn’t produce results they can show off for the cameras.
Keith Law: Evidence-based treatments for PTSD etc. exist, but they’re tough sells to constituents.

Jesse B: Do you think Honeywell can still throw the screwball? Do you think he can still be a starter?
Keith Law: After two missed years, he’s probably going to end up in relief.

BenL: Congrats on the new gig, Klaw! Just a housekeeping question: Klawchats to continue here, be moved to the Athletic’s site as this new venture takes shape, combination of both? Thanks, as always
Keith Law: Klawchats are here and will stay here for the foreseeable future.

Matt W: I agree the Mets should free Dom Smith but with their depth as thin as it is, can they really afford to part with more of it? Have you seen their list of ST invites?? Egads.
Keith Law: It’s OK, they have Tebow.

John: How much of the Phillies issues in the draft do you think are down to bad draft evaluation (ie, you didn’t love the picks at the start), poor player development after they drafted the guys, or just bad luck? The poor drafts have obviously really hindered their teardown/rebuild
Keith Law: They’ve chosen poorly more than anything else.

Erik: Awkwafina’s gonna lose Best Actress to another cosplayer. Will the Academy ever change?
Keith Law: That’s always the safe bet, right? Who played a historical figure, or played a character with a disability, or played a character who was LGBT+? I only get worked up about the Oscars because they mean money: if your film wins something, more people will go see it, and more money for good films should mean more money for good films in the future.

Dave: Trump: hawk or dove? Displays both at times
Keith Law: LOL, don’t fall for it, Dave.

Bradley: Thoughts on the Luis Robert deal? Seems to be a good deal for the player’s long term financial secure and nice to not see blatant service time manipulation from a team. Win win?
Keith Law: Win win, mostly. He has no leverage in this situation and the team has it all, but he did fairly well for a player with 0 MLB games, and I’m glad to see the White Sox pushing this model of paying prospects early.

PD: Have you addressed how your coverage with interact with Sickels?
Keith Law: It doesn’t. My coverage is independent of anything else at the Athletic. I’ll do more or less the same stuff I did for ESPN+, just at a new site, and over time adding some additional types of content like labor coverage.

dan: Tony Gonsolin Future starter or Reliever?
Keith Law: Yes, he will be one of those things.

jeff: does skubal come up before mize?
Keith Law: Mize finished 2019 hurt, and didn’t look right just before he got hurt, so right now Skubal is closer to his debut despite Mize’s pedigree and superior pitch mix.

Ron: Twins need a first baseman. Wouldn’t trying to work a trade with the Mets for Dom Smith make sense? Better than trying to sign Donaldson? What would it take?
Keith Law: What do they have that the Mets would value for 2020? The Mets are trying to win now, but so are the Twins. Do the Twins have surplus somewhere I’m not thinking of? Maybe if a third team is involved and the Twins send a prospect to team 3 and get Smith, so team 3 sends the Mets whatever it is they need (pitching?).

Brian: Let’s be honest, the guy that claimed he would cancel the subscription to The Athletic that he doesn’t currently have because of your hiring will be tough to top.
Keith Law: That was quite special.

Kevin: Do you think Dalbec will be the Red Sox opening day 1B in 2020?
Keith Law: I do not.

jeff: Gore over 125 IP in 2020? rookie of the year?
Keith Law: Unlikely, and almost certainly not.

Todd: Are Mets fans over estimating Steve Cohen as an owner? Just because someone has ample means doesnt necessarily mean they’re a great baseball owner
Keith Law: I think Mets fans are latching on to the fact that he is Not a Wilpon.

Turner : If DL Hall were to improve his control this year, would he have #2 starter potential?
Keith Law: He has #2 starter potential already, if he improves both his command and his control.

Sam: Will you be active at all in the comments section of your articles?
Keith Law: No, again, no time for that. I’d rather chat here and leave it at that.

Eric: How worried would you be about giving a 4 year deal to 34 year old Donaldson? Better than trading prospects for Bryant?
Keith Law: Someone asked earlier at what point Donaldson should just take the best deal … if he has viable four-year offers on the table, he should take one. Given his age and some of his injury history, that feels like more than he should have reasonably expected from the market.
Keith Law: I’d rather trade something for Bryant, but of course we don’t know what that ‘something’ is.

Danial: Looking forward to more klawtent; does your new job come with new leeway or restrictions and how can we expect that to be reflected in your work?
Keith Law: I don’t know how to answer that other than to say keep reading. I don’t think I have more leeway in prospect coverage. ESPN never restricted me there.

Ben: Theoretical Question: Your world series window is the next 1-2 years. If you have a prospect who is guaranteed to be a lights-out reliever right now and has the potential to be a top-end starter but isn’t ready yet, do you use them in the bullpen now before your window closes, or screw the window and think about the best use of the asset?
Keith Law: David Price 2008. I use the guy in relief right now, judiciously (like, don’t burn him out by using him three days in a row).

Todd: Keith, why do republicans just deny climate change? Is it strictly business related denial?
Keith Law: The Party itself? Yes. Climate change mitigation is bad for many industries, including coal, oil/gas, mining, and much manufacturing, so their opposition to it is a financial matter – they do not face future costs of a warmed and damaged planet.

Mark R: Any decent Disney eats this year?
Keith Law: We ate at the Holiday Festival kiosks more than anything else.
Keith Law: That’s probably it for Disneyworld trips for me for a while, since I no longer have the magic pass.

Oliver: It’s kind of weird that the Padres traded for Taylor Trammell and Trent Grisham then blocked each of them in LF for the next two years with Tommy Pham. With Myers stuck (sigh) in RF because Hosmer is entrenched at 1B (heavy sigh), can either play good enough CF defense to make up for the shortcomings of Myers and Pham?
Keith Law: Myers ends up on the bench or released. He’s not blocking anybody.

Jason S: In 2025, is Kelenic, Rodriguez and Marte the best OF in baseball?
Keith Law: The easy answer is ‘no,’ since 1) that’s five years away and 2) we have no idea if all three will stay healthy and develop up to their potential.

Rico: What are your expectations for Gavin Lux this year and long-term?
Keith Law: I think he’s an All-Star in the long term, an above-average regular right now, and the best argument for the Dodgers not trading for Lindor this winter.

Rico: Benintendi struggled last year after a breakout 2018. Any reason for the increasing K% and lack of power? What do you expect going forward?
Keith Law: I don’t know what’s gone wrong with him; in a year when everyone seemed to hit the ball harder and hit for more power, he hit for less. It’s easy to say it’s in his swing – there is some of that – but his approach, esp vs LHP, has gone backwards too.
Keith Law: OK, that’s all for this week. Thank you all for the kind words on my move to the Athletic, and for continuing to show up here for Klawchats. I’ll keep these going on Thursdays until we get to spring training and travel gets in the way. In the meantime, watch this space or my email newsletter for further announcements on upcoming content!

The Farewell.

Awkwafina got her start as a Youtube comedic rapper, and didn’t even earn her first live acting credit in anything but a short film until 2016’s Neighbors 2, so her rise from that to a Golden Globe for Best Actress – which she won this weekend for her outstanding lead performance in The Farewell – is one of the more incredible and heartening stories out of the movie world in some time. (Was Cate Blanchett all teary with joy when Awkwafina won? I kind of think she was.) I haven’t seen all of the nominated actresses’ films in that category, but I can say Awkwafina gave a performance worthy of awards, and without her and the way her coarse, rational character contrasts with the rest of her slightly loopy family, The Farewell wouldn’t be half the film it is.

Awkwafina plays Billi, a 30ish, struggling Chinese-American writer who has just learned she didn’t get a fellowship she was hopeful she’d land, when she finds out that her grandmother in China, to whom she was once quite close, is dying of lung cancer. The catch is that the family, adhering to a cultural tradition, isn’t telling the grandmother that she’s dying, so she can continue to live her life as if everything was normal until it reaches a point where the truth becomes inevitable (if it ever does). Billi isn’t on board with the plan, since it involves lying to a beloved family member, so her parents tell her not to come with them to China for what is presumably the last visit they’ll have with Nana. Of course, she defies them and flies there on her own, and hilarity ensues in the face of a terminal diagnosis, from the internecine squabbles about telling her, Nana’s desire to find Billi a husband, culture clashes with other cousins who remained in China, and, oh by the way, the sham wedding of Billi’s first cousin to a woman h met in Japan (who speaks no Chinese of any dialect) that is the excuse for everyone coming to visit Nana at once.

Part of the beauty of the comedy of The Farewell is that the premise is rather simple: They’re not telling Nana she’s dying and they’re all there for a fake wedding. Everything else flows naturally from that setup; you just had to get the characters in one place for an obnoxiously passive-aggressive argument about whether the United States or China has the superior culture or is the better place to send your child for college to break out. Billi is often in the middle of the comedy, but not necessarily its prime mover; sometimes she’s Bob Newhart, the ‘normal’ one surrounded by crazy people, providing the voice of reason. 

The scenes with Billi and Nana are more tender, as if maybe Billi can forget for a moment that her grandmother is dying, than the family scenes, where she and her parents keep switching to English to talk about the propriety of the ongoing lie, which also gives the film some needed contrast. I expected more of a one-note story, yet The Farewell is anything but, especially avoiding the trap of simply making Billi the heroine whose position is right and thus for whom you’ll root in every argument. (You will sometimes, though.) Rather than burdening the script with major subplots, writer-director Lulu Wang, who based the story on her own experience with her family and her own grandmother, adds small flourishes to flesh out the main story. The best of these lets Nana’s sister tell her own story, explaining her role in the family, which gets exactly the screen time it needs without becoming a needless, ongoing plot point.

Awkwafina’s win might be the boost she needs to get an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress this year, which would be great news as I don’t think I’d put more than one performance over hers of what I’ve seen (Scarlett Johanssen in Marriage Story, although she has less to do overall). It seems like it would be an upset for The Farewell to get a Best Picture nod, but I’ll be pulling for it – and GoldDerby.com‘s Oscar odds page has this fifth in Best Screenplay and even has Zhao Shuzhen, who plays Nana, ranked 6th among candidates for the Best Supporting Actress award. (She’s very good.) It’s a good movie, maybe a little insubstantial to say it’s a great movie, but a movie I’ll root for next month, and one I’ll encourage a lot of people to see because almost anyone could watch this movie. It’s a very human story, simply told, without distractions or things to deter anyone from enjoying it.

The Irishman.

I had to get sick to watch The Irishman

At three and a half hours, it’s the longest movie I’ve ever watched in a single sitting at home or in a theater; I’ve watched longer films, including Lawrence of Arabia, but over multiple days, because my attention span’s normal limit is around two hours and it takes a lot to overcome that. This Friday, though, I was knocked out by a virus and had a fever high enough that I wasn’t leaving the couch, so we watched Martin Scorsese’s latest entry in his opus of films around organized crime, about a serial liar and trivial mob figure who, near the end of his life, ‘confessed’ to numerous murders, including that of Jimmy Hoffa.

Taken from a dubious non-fiction book called I Heard You Paint Houses (which appears on-screen in an alternate title card), The Irishman follows the career of Frank Sheeran as he goes from a truck driver who delivers meat between Philadelphia and DC to consigliere to a local don, Russell Bufalino, and later to Hoffa himself. It’s a sprawling story with an epic scope but a focus on minute interactions, giving Scorsese’s three leads a chance to do what we all presumably came to see them do – and to see them as younger doppelgängers of themselves, thanks to digital de-aging technology, so Scorsese can use the same actors across a thirty- to forty-year span.

(By the way, Slate breaks down how Sheeran likely confessed to a slew of murders and crimes he never committed. The story is mostly fiction, with lots of real people in it.)

Frank is played by Robert De Niro, who probably looks the least like himself when he’s de-aged but whose voice and accent are unmistakable. (Although the characters are supposed to be from Philadelphia and Detroit, the accents sound a lot more like Brooklyn Italian-American to me.) Hoffa is portrayed by Al Pacino, also given away by his voice even when he’s also been de-aged. Both deliver solid performances, De Niro’s a bit more workmanlike yet a character a bit independent of the movie around him, Pacino infusing the bombastic Hoffa with the kind of bombast Pacino is known for giving his characters.

But this movie is dominated by a scene-stealing performance from Joe Pesci as Russ; I can’t say I ever forgot it was Joe Pesci, because how could you ever forget that, but of the three actors he is by far the most convincing and the most fully in character. Known for playing hair-trigger characters with on-screen histrionics, Pesci here is understated by comparison, measured, sounding well-reasoned even he’s asking Frank to take someone out (and I don’t mean for drinks). He seems the least like someone playing an archetype in a film about mobsters, even though that – and My Cousin Vinny – is what he’s best known for doing. It helps that the de-aging was least noticeable on him out of the big three. For him to come out of retirement – he’d last appeared in a live-action role nine years ago – and deliver this performance is remarkable, and I assume assures him an Oscar nomination.

The film indulges in those archetypes, both in characters and in plot points, although by the end it’s clear that Scorsese, at least, is making a much larger point about the pointlessness of such violence, and how it threatens to dehumanize the perpetrators in the long run. The various executions are gory but ultimately mundane for their frequency, and the ease with which Frank can deliver either a beating or a bullet is never explained even in the extended introduction to his character (which does introduce one of the many wonderful minor performances in the film, this one from Ray Romano). At three-plus hours, the repetitive nature of this cycle becomes clearer, and while the violence is stylized, it’s not glamorized – it’s ugly, and futile, and by the film’s conclusion, everyone involved is either dead or left with nothing.

Frank himself has been shut out by one of his daughters, played almost wordlessly by Anna Paquin in over 25 years in the movie’s present tense, and pleads with another daughter for her to help reconnect them, which she refuses to do. One of the most memorable, awful scenes in the film is when Frank goes to a funeral parlor and shops for caskets (the salesman is rapper Action Bronson, who literally doesn’t seem to know how to stand while Frank is talking to him); when the salesman asks who the casket is for, Frank reveals it’s for himself. No one else cares enough to do this for him. He will die unloved, and likely unlamented.

Paquin’s nearly silent role has come in for a lot of criticism, but the reason is so clear, and writing the character that way, as opposed to making her angry and voluble and demonstrative, is powerful in its own right and because it plays against stereotypes of women in films. The general lack of women characters of any substance in the film is a bigger problem, and not one about or limited to Paquin’s character; Frank leaves his first wife for his second and it barely merits a mention, while his wife and Russ’s are there on a road trip the four take from Philly to Detroit but they’re there for nothing more than comic relief and smoke breaks. And it’s not as if the film lacks room for female voices – there’s a fair amount of fat in this film, at least twenty minutes’ worth of overlong montages or scenes of old white men talking to each other too slowly. The entire sequence leading up to the murder of “Crazy” Joe Gallo, which eyewitnesses say Sheeran did not commit, and the murder itself could have been left out without hurting the film at all, since the murder doesn’t matter in the subsequent timeline of the movie.

The Irishman is going to earn a slew of Oscar nominations, obviously. It’ll get a nod for Best Picture. Scorcese will get one for Best Director. I think all three of my fellow paesani will get acting nominations. A movie of this length hardly exists without extensive editing, and while I have some quibbles with a few specific cuts, I think the sheer size of the job gets the editor(s) a nomination there as well. I won’t be surprised if it wins Best Picture, but little else, however, as the film is more than the sum of its parts, and if you like this film, you love this film. I’ll just personally root for Pesci to take a statue home as well.

Stick to baseball, 1/4/20.

Happy New Year! I skipped last week since it was the holidays and I was offline quite a bit, but in the last couple of weeks I had a bunch of year-end board game posts, including my top 10 games of 2019 for Paste, my best games of the year by category for Vulture, and the top 8 board game apps of 2019 for Ars Technica.

My free email newsletter will return on Monday, time and health (I’m sick yet again) permitting. My second book, The Inside Game, will be out on April 21st and is available for pre-order.

And now, the links…

Dark Money (book).

Jane Mayer’s Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right is the most horrifying book I read all year – but it’s not a horror novel, just a work of well-investigated, well-argued non-fiction that details how archconservative billionaires, usually mad over having to pay taxes, have spent hundreds of millions or more of their own money to buy control of our government. Their efforts helped catapult the retrograde right-wing of the Republican Party from the fringes to the party’s new core, gave them control of the legislative and executive branches, and have, for the last two years, allowed them to pack the federal judiciary with judges who agree with their reactionary views on taxation, environmental regulations, and women’s rights. If this book doesn’t horrify you, you must be one of them.

The main target of Dark Money is the Koch brothers, David (who just died this August) and Charles, who run the second-largest closely held company in the United States. Before David’s death, each was worth around $50 billion, each had longstanding individual efforts to avoid paying taxes, and their company had decades of violations of environmental regulations, including dumping benzene, a known human carcinogen that we absorb by breathing its vapors, into the air near their oil refinery in Corpus Christi. The Kochs’ response to these various federal actions against them has been to pump hundreds of millions of dollars into various front groups that donate to legislative and gubernatorial candidates who promise, in turn, to roll back environmental protections or to push tax cuts for the highest brackets; and to fund professorships at various universities where the positions will go to so-called “free-market advocates” and where the Koch brothers may have had say in hiring. Along with other anti-tax, anti-regulation billionaires, including the DeVos family, Wilbur Ross, John Olin, Art Pope, and more, the Kochs helped found the Cato Institute and the Heritage Foundation; spent hundreds of millions fighting climate reform; and helped fund massive gerrymanders in states from Ohio and Pennsylvania to North Carolina. They’ve packaged most of these policies, which help them directly or indirectly by helping the businesses they own, as issues of “freedom,” while tying some of them to issues that matter to social conservatives, so that they might convince enough voters to swing their way even when those policies (such as eliminating laws or regulations that fight pollution) would hurt those voters themselves.

Even if you agree with some of the positions that these billionaires are pushing, Mayer’s main thesis here is that our democracy has been bought by a tiny number of people, so that fewer than 20 of these billionaires are setting wide swaths of federal and state policies for a country of 300 million. It is improbable that this extreme minority, all of whom are white and quite old, nearly all of whom are male, and all of whom are in the top 1% of the top 1% of the top 1% of Americans by wealth, would all agree among themselves on policies that are also beneficial to the country as a whole … but even if, improbably, they did so, that’s not how our system of government is supposed to work, and not how most Americans think it works. But, as Mayer describes through her history of the Kochs and of the way money has metastasized throughout our political system, since Citizens United – a Supreme Court ruling that resulted from funding by the Koch brothers and their allies – this is exactly how our government works. Billionaires buying the policies they want is a feature, not a bug.

Mayer also goes into the Nazi roots of the Kochs’ fortune; it is unlikely that the brothers would have become this wealthy had their father not helped Adolf Hitler build a major oil refinery in Hamburg that let the Nazis refine high-octane fuel for their warplanes. Fred Koch, Charles’ and David’s father, also helped Joseph Stalin develop the Soviets’ then-moribund oil industry, helping ensure the dictator’s grip on power and setting the stage for the Cold War after the second World War. It’s estimated they spent nearly $900 million in the 2016 election to try to elect their favored, hard-right Republicans to state legislatures across the country and ensure control of both houses of Congress. Is that possible if Fred Koch doesn’t take Hitler’s money?

There isn’t a simple solution to the problems Mayer details in Dark Money, and she doesn’t pretend there are, instead pointing out every policy change and judicial decision that created this particular monster. Lax IRS regulations have allowed billionaires to funnel money into “non-profits” that don’t have to disclose their donors but manage to skirt rules against such groups funding candidates. Citizens United gave corporations the free speech rights previously reserved for individuals. A lack of federal rules on soft money, donated to groups (like Super PACs) but not directly to candidates, has further enabled the wholesale purchasing of legislators; corporations can’t contribute directly to candidates, but they can fund Super PACs, which can then campaign for or against candidates as long as they aren’t coordinating with the candidates they support. None of this will change soon; it certainly won’t change as long as this version of the Koch-funded Republican Party retains control of the Senate, the White House, and much of the federal judiciary. A huge part of the power of Dark Money is that Mayer channels her obvious indignation into providing more details on the shady (yet legal!) behavior of these billionaires, rather than just delivering a screed on the subject, even though the desire to deliver a screed would be easy to understand.

I don’t think boycotts accomplish a whole lot – they require such enormous coordination, and the presence of viable alternatives – but I am at least trying to avoid spending my money with companies owned by these reactionary billionaires and other companies that support their efforts (such as by funding the American Legislative Exchange Council, the conservative lobbying group that goes so far as to write bills for their member legislators to submit). I wouldn’t shop at Menard’s if I lived in the Midwest, not with its owner helping fund fights against unions and saying he “doesn’t believe in environmental regulations.” I won’t buy paper goods from Georgia Pacific, although I’m realistic – if I buy a new house, or do some renovations, I probably have no say over where any plywood or OSB comes from. And I don’t think I’m going to move the needle with any of these companies; I would just rather know my money isn’t going directly to help the subjugation of our democracy.

Next up: I’m reading a pair of Evelyn Waugh novels – first The Ordeal of Gilbert Pinfold, and then Black Mischief.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Quentin Tarantino is one of the most frustrating filmmakers working today, a brilliant author of dialogue with a unique eye for scene and setting, prone to bombast, pretension, and general excess that nearly always ends up detracting from even his best movies. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (now on amazon & iTunes) is one of the best things he’s done, and it’s also way too long and frequently too clever by half, buoyed by a pair of tremendous lead performances and burdened by the lack of interesting women and a meandering plot.

Once is another alternate history, in a similar vein to Inglourious Basterds and even Django Unchained, although this time around Tarantino’s playing with facts is subtler until the film’s climax. He gives us two lead characters, TV actor Rick Dalton (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his stunt double/personal assistant Cliff Booth (Brad Pitt), and follows them from the end of Dalton’s star turn on a TV western Bounty Law through a dry spell that eventually leads him to work against type as the ‘heavy’ and to star in some spaghetti westerns, all in the late 1960s. Their paths intersect multiple times with Dalton’s neighbors, Sharon Tate (Margot Robbie) and Roman Polanski (Rafal Zawierucha, his first English-language film role), and with a group of hippies who just happen to be living on the Spahn Ranch under the spell of a charismatic cult leader named Charles Manson (Damon Herriman, reprising his role from Mindhunter and a damn good likeness). Cliff picks up a flirtatious hitchhiker (Margaret Qualley) who brings him back to the ranch, which helps set the plot on its alternate path away from actual events and gives us the most Tarantino-esque part of the film, the over-the-top violence in the big finish.

This movie is quite good, almost great, but it’s way too long. All three of Tarantino’s feature films since the death of his longtime editor Sally Menke have run 160+ minutes; Menke edited all of his films before she died, and none ran that long unless you want to consider Kill Bill as a single film. There is so much fat to trim from this film that you could easily have brought it home in close to two hours; the entire tangent showing Rick working in Italy is wasted time, and many scenes, including most of the driving scenes in L.A. and Rick’s tantrum in his trailer after he flubs his lines on set, could have been cut by half without losing anything of merit.

That criticism shouldn’t take away from how strongly Tarantino establishes this setting from the start of the film. It looks incredible in every aspect – clothes, hair, cars, background – and sounds just as good. If Tarantino was trying to capture a specific moment in time at a specific place, he nailed it, both in terms of this golden age of Hollywood and the post-Summer of Love counterculture movement that helped give rise to the Manson cult. Some exposition early in the movie – the scene at the playboy mansion, which gives us a great cameo from Damian Lewis as Steve McQueen – does help establish the setting, and to try to put the audience under the spell of the film, which might have held all the way to the climax had Tarantino not gone off on multiple needless digressions like Rick’s brief career in spaghetti westerns.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is also full of Tarantino signatures, which is mostly a positive thing. There’s tons of quick, snappy dialogue, especially in the many movie/TV show scenes within this movie, including DiCaprio’s Oscar-reel moment where he’s playing the villain in a western and gets to chew the scenery with the help of a precocious actress playing the little girl his character has kidnapped. There are cameos galore, including Lewis, Bruce Dern, and Lena Dunham (who … doesn’t really work here), as well as the stunt-casting of children of famous actors as many of the Manson followers (Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s daughter; we spotted the children of Ethan Hawke/Uma Thurman and Demi Moore/Bruce Willis, while director Kevin Smith’s daughter is here too). The movie is full of references and callbacks to other Tarantino films, a few of which I caught, including the dead-obvious riff on Inglourious Basterds. And it wouldn’t be a Tarantino film with lots of vaguely creepy closeups of women’s feet, especially the bizarre shot of Margot Robbie’s as Tate is watching herself in a movie theater and enjoying the positive reaction the audience has to her scenes, which is kind of ruined by the way her feet, propped on the seat in front of her, ruin the perspective of the shot and make her head (covered with comically large eyeglasses) seem so small in comparison.

Between the sheer ambition of the movie, Tarantino’s reputation, and the fact that it’s a movie about movies, this feels like a lock for a Best Picture nomination. I’m assuming Pitt will submit for Best Supporting Actor, and will absolutely get a nomination, while DiCaprio seems likely to get one for Best Actor. The most prominent actress in the film is Robbie, whose lack of dialogue has received much coverage already (with merit), and while I think she does the most she can to use body language to infuse Tate’s character with that of the promising ingenue, about to embark on a career of stardom, there just isn’t enough for her to do on screen. Qualley might have more dialogue, and if there was any doubt after The Leftovers that she could be a star, this ought to end it, but she’s also a side character and only in the movie for maybe 20 minutes. Beyond that, I could see Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, and definitely Best Cinematography for the unusual shifts in perspective that Tarantino employs to change your sense of scale, including the wide shots of the Spahn Ranch and the party at the Playboy Mansion (where Dreama Walker plays Connie Stevens in a wig that perfectly mimics Stevens’ look in 1969), and one for Best Makeup and Hairstyling too. For what it’s worth, though, I wouldn’t vote for this over Parasite for the top honor.

Girl, Woman, Other.

The Booker Prize committee ignored the rules of their own award when they gave the 2019 Booker to two titles, claiming they couldn’t break the tie. The co-winners, Margaret Atwood’s The Testaments, the sequel to her prescient novel The Handmaid’s Tale; and Bernardine Evaristo’s Girl, Woman, Other, are both ardently feminist works that attack serious cultural issues of our moment in time, the former going after our deteriorating political environment, the latter the singular experiences of women of color, especially those who are also LGBTQ+. I haven’t read the former yet, but the latter is at the same time a thoughtful and engrossing set of intertwined tales of a dozen women spanning multiple generations, and a pretentious bit of prose gimmickry that often reads like a student parody of e.e. cummings.

Girl, Woman, Other is a novel of intersectionality – every character in it fits into at least two cultural minority groups, usually women of color, but also with several characters who are lesbians, trans, or otherwise LGBTQ+, and several of whom are or grew up economically disadvantaged. Evaristo depicts this through their own stories, which vary from the tragic to the darkly comic, which themselves intersect with each other in varying ways, sometimes rather slightly while at other times deeply woven together. Each of the stories, however, at least attempts to depict some aspect of women’s experiences in a modern world that is at the same time the best situation in modern history for women of color and for LGBTQ+ people and also still full of barriers and challenges, often all the more frustrating for how needless and outdated they are, to anyone who isn’t straight, white, male, and well-off.

The hazard of a short-story novel like Girl, Woman, Other is that the form rarely gives the reader time or depth to connect with any individual characters, and I think that is generally true here since characters appear prominently in their own stories and mostly vanish beyond them. Amma, the black lesbian playwright of the opening story and whose major production serves as the connection point for many of the stories herein, is the strongest and most fully developed character, but her own history is more of a foundation in the book than a compelling story in its own right, while that of her ex-girlfriend Dominique, who follows a domineering militant lesbian vegan feminist to a commune in the United States, is the most interesting for plot but also maddening for her own inability to recognize when she’s being gaslit and abused. (Not that these things don’t happen regularly in the real world.) The most balanced stories are those that reach back into the past and follow a character from youth to her old age, such as the teacher Shirley, who is disillusioned by the school where she works and the declining efforts of her students but dedicates herself to working with any student she thinks has the potential to move beyond their current circumstances.

The real downfall of Girl, Woman, Other, however, is the prose style, which mimics stream-of-consciousness poetry but becomes extremely tiresome over 400+ pages. Far too much of the book comprises sentences fragments, missing punctuation or capitalization, or half-finished thoughts, which might work well for a single chapter here but becomes overbearing by the end of the book. Evaristo is trying to imitate a style of thought, but these twelve women can’t possibly all think the same way, and giving them all the same voice through one hackneyed device serves to diminish their individuality as characters when the entire point of the book seems to be to celebrate the uniqueness of each of them, and of every reader as well.

I did fly through the book, since several of the chapters were fascinating and read like strong novellas, and because the prose style leaves so much white space on each page that the book isn’t as long as the page count might indicate. Maybe the cultural import of the book, the exposure of intersectional issues to the wider audience, was enough to justify it winning the prize (along with what sounds like a lifetime achievement award for Atwood). Maybe as a straight white male reader, I didn’t get some of what Evaristo was trying to express. I believe, however, that I understood enough of the points of the novel to know that the way in which she told the story was what kept me at arm’s length from its content.

Next up: Ursula K. Le Guin’s The Lathe of Heaven.

Stick to baseball, 12/21/19.

I wrote two ESPN+ pieces this week, on the Madison Bumgarner contract and the Corey Kluber trade. I didn’t chat this week as I’m preparing for the holidays and had a lot of personal business that required my time.

On the board gaming front, I ranked the top ten games of 2019 for Paste and the best board games of 2019 by category for Vulture. I’ll have a piece up this weekend on Ars Technica ranking the best board game apps of the year. Also for Paste, I ran down the best games I saw at PAX Unplugged earlier this month.

My second book, The Inside Game: Bad Calls, Strange Moves, and What Baseball Behavior Teaches Us About Ourselves, comes out on April 21st from William Morrow (Harper Collins). You can pre-order it now through that link or wherever delicious books are sold.

And now, the links…

  • The Mormon Church has built up a $100 billion fund they claimed was for “charitable” purposes, but has hoarded much of the money and only made distributions to two for-profit businesses owned by the church, which if true is a massive case of tax fraud.
  • Professor Julie Sedivy writes about rediscovering her parents’ native tongue, Czech, after her father died, and how the process reconnected her with her roots.
  • I’ve been listening to the audiobook version of Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman! and have been struck by just how much of a creep Richard Feynman appears to be in his own telling. It turns out I’m far from the only one who noticed, and, worse, his second wife accused him of physical and verbal abuse. To make it worse, the audio version has its own problems, such as the narrator trying to imitate non-American accents, with an especially cringey version of a Japanese accent that might make Krusty the Clown blush.
  • Over at the Atlantic, Amanda Mull says enough with the year-end rankings, and while I agree there are a lot of those posts, I think she misses a large part of the point: They become both conversation starters, which is one of the main reasons I post rankings here, and ways to find new music or books or movies you might not have heard about previously.
  • Clint Eastwood is clearly a chauvinist asshole, with his new film, Richard Jewell, fabricating a story about a real journalist offering sex in exchange for information – a story that never happened, about a journalist who has since passed away and can’t defend herself. Ankita Rao writes in the Guardian how harmful this pervasive stereotype is.
  • I guess one good thing about the ongoing measles epidemic in the U.S. is that it is waking up more media outlets to the existential threat anti-vaxxers pose. Men’s Health has a column from Jacqueline Detwiler on how scientific BS has brought measles back, and how we can fight for science against denialists.
  • A bill in the New Jersey legislature to end non-medical exemptions to mandatory schoolchild vaccinations – which is only rational, since there are no religious prohibitions on vaccinations, and if you have a “philosophical” objection to vaccination then you can just home-school your kid – stalled in the Senate after vocal protests from anti-vaxxers. The Newark Star-Ledger’s editorial board commented by saying that the anti-vaxxer movement has gone off the rails, comparing vaccinations to “hate crimes.” Do you live in New Jersey? Find your legislators and call them Monday to let them know you support this bill.
  • The Washington Post‘s Dave Sheinen profiles fringe relief prospect Gabe Klobosits to talk about how the proposed cuts to minor league baseball might impact players at the margins of organized baseball. It’s a good piece, but I think it’s an anecdotal argument that doesn’t consider how many other players like Klobosits never pan out (and he hasn’t yet) and what the overall cost is to employ and develop those players, and additional coaches and staffers, in the hopes you’ll find one or two hidden big leaguers.
  • A disabled artist designed a hotel room that is deliberately difficult to stay in, trying to mimic the experience disabled people have in rooms designed solely for the non-disabled, for the Art B&B in Blackpool, England.
  • I do like my elite status when I get it, so this New Yorker piece on the madness of airline elite status hit rather close to home.
  • The Department of Agriculture listed Wakanda as a trade partner, trading ducks, donkeys, and dairy cows with the U.S., even though Wakanda is a fictional country. We have handed the keys to our government to the dumbest possible people.
  • China responded too slowly to a pig virus called African swine fever, leading to an epidemic and fears it will spread beyond China’s borders.
  • I’d never heard of Bolze, a French-German hybrid language spoken in a small town in the canton of Fribourg, before finding this BBC Travel post about the language and its associated culture.
  • The Anti-Defamation League now lists the ‘ok’ hand gesture as a symbol of hate, depending on context, of course.

Top 100 songs of the 2010s.

I’ve been thinking about this post for six years, and now it’s here, and I don’t want to be done with it. We’re all watching the decade end, though, and while the world is changing in the blink of an eye, it’s a fine time to draw a line and put my name to a ranking of my favorite songs of the last ten years. It’s a rock/indie-heavy list, as you might expect, and this reflects my personal tastes, not anyone else’s, considering neither commercial success nor critical opinions (although I may refer to either herein). I don’t adhere to previous rankings of songs by year, because while the songs haven’t changed, my opinions certainly have. My ranking of the top 25 albums of the decade went up yesterday.

I’ve put these songs into a Spotify playlist, in ascending order. You can use that link if you can’t see the widget below.

100. Savages – “She Will.”

The best track from the female quartet who brought feminist indignation to their heavy punk debut album Silence Yourself.

99. Mark Ronson feat. Q-Tip – “Bang Bang Bang.”

Ronson will forever be known as the man behind “Uptown Funk” (well, the parts he didn’t steal from the GAP Band), but he’s more than just that one song, having produced Amy Winehouse’s Rehab and released quite a bit of other music, including this 2010 hit with a contribution from one of my favorite MCs.

98. Foster the People – “Are You What You Wanna Be?”

From the maligned Supermodel LP, which did poorly enough that Mark Foster turned his group back towards pure pop music, this track opens the concept album and shows Foster’s idea of incorporating music from different parts of the world in a traditional pop/rock framework.

97. Sleater-Kinney – “Bury Our Friends.”

The best song from the trio’s comeback album No Cities to Love, which was their first record in a decade and was followed by this year’s The Center Won’t Hold.

96. Drenge – “Bloodsports.”

Drenge’s self-titled debut album remains the best distillation of the guitar-and-drum duo sound that had a bit of a moment in the middle of this decade on the heels of White Stripes’ success. There are a half-dozen great songs on the record but this has a particularly good guitar groove that stuck with me.

95. Kendrick Lamar, the Weeknd – “Pray for Me.”

The Black Panther soundtrack earned much acclaim, although the track that took the awards – “All the Stars,” featuring SZA – wasn’t close to the best on the record for me.

94. The Colourist – “Little Games.”

A one-hit wonder from 2014 that probably would have fit better on pop stations than alternative, with two great hooks in the opening guitar riff and the melody in the chorus.

93. Mastodon – “Show Yourself.”

Mastodon has a well-deserved reputation for lengthy, progressive metal tracks that show off their technical prowess, but this three-minute track distills most of what they do well into something far more listeners will appreciate.

92. New Politics – “Harlem.”

It wasn’t deliberate but I seem to have more pop-oriented tracks near the bottom of this list, including this earworm from the Danish trio that crossed over somewhat to top 40 radio.

91. Broods – “Bridges.”

Broods’ best song to date is still this piano-and-vocal number from their first record before the brother and sister duo turned towards poppier, electronic sounds.

90. Prides – “The Seeds You Sow.”

The Scottish indie duo’s first single, which I found similar to Bastille (in a good way), is still their best, although they’ve had some other solid tracks since then including “Say It Again” and “Let’s Stay In Bed All Day.”

89. Christine & the Queens – “5 dollars.”

The album Chris was the Guardian‘s top album of 2018 and was widely acclaimed by critics, but for a record that turned overtly towards pop it was a bit short on hooks. This song, however, should have crossed over, and I wonder if Héloïse Letissier’s accent held it back.

88. Disclosure – “When a Fire Starts to Burn.”

I had no idea until I wrote this post that Disclosure never officially released this song as a single from their debut album Settle, choosing six other tracks instead. The sampled stanza from motivational speaker Eric Thomas elevates this song beyond anything else on this house-music record for me.

87. CHVRCHES – “Death Stranding.”

This list is a little light on 2019 songs for two reasons – I thought 2019 was a down year for music, and I’m trying not to overrate songs that I’ve listened to more in the past few months. I do think this is the best thing CHVRCHES has done since Every Open Eye.

86. Coeur de Pirate – “Prémonition.”

Béatrice Martin may be done recording as Coeur de Pirate, but this lead single from her possibly-final album under that moniker is tremendous start to finish, a tight, upbeat electronic pop number that builds beautifully from the opening piano to the singalong chorus (if you can sing in French, that is).

85. Jake Bugg – “What Doesn’t Kill You.”

Bugg’s self-titled debut album earned him praise as a young Bob Dylan, and this lead single from his follow-up, Shangri-La, showed he was versatile enough to move into harder rock territory, although he’s since pulled back to quieter folk-rock sounds.

84. Bat for Lashes – “Laura.”

Natasha Khan had quite a decade with The Haunted Man, the concept album The Bride, and this year’s Lost Girls, showing great musical versatility, although I find I like her stuff best when the tempo is slower and her voice takes center stage, as on this piano/vocals number from the first of those albums.

83. whenyoung – “The Others.”

The Irish trio’s debut album Reasons to Dream was one of my favorites of 2019 and was an honorable mention for my top albums of the decade, with this and “A Labour of Love” the top tracks, both showcasing Aoife Power’s voice with strong, shoegazey guitars backing her up.

82. Dan Croll – “Bad Boy.”

This is Croll’s last single to date – released on my birthday in 2017, so, thanks Dan! – but I hope we get more from the English singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist who seems to have a good ear for indie-pop melodies.

81. Bat for Lashes – “Desert Man.”

When I assemble these year-end rankings, I don’t curate them beyond comparing song to song – I don’t worry about having an artist have two songs too close to each other (like this one), or in this case putting too many songs together from one year. I just compare each song to the ones around it and re-order until I’m satisfied. Anyway, Bat for Lashes is great and it just so happens I have two of her songs, both of which are built around her voice, in the 80s.

80. INHEAVEN – “World on Fire.”

INHEAVEN’s self-titled debut was a bit of a throwback to the kind of mainstream hard rock to which I grew up listening, but without the overproduced glam elements of hair metal to distract you.

79. The Holidays – “Tongue Talk.”

An Australian indie band that I’m pretty sure broke up after this album (Real Feel), the Holidays had a few catchy hits but this one grabbed me right away for the rhythm guitar line that pops in and out over the course of the song, providing a huge textural contrast between verse and chorus.

78. HAERTS – “All the Days.”

I thought HAERTS would be huge after their first album (#20 on my best albums of the decade list) dropped, with so many radio-friendly, catchy tracks and a great singer out in front in Nini Fabi. This track first showed up on the 2013 EP Hemiplegia and then reappeared on HAERTS, where it was the best song by a shade over “Hemiplegia.”

77. Cloud Nothings – “Stay Useless.”

It’s close for me, but I have this as Cloud Nothings’ best song over “Should Have.” This was a sort of peak for their (his) sound, though, as I don’t think the band has evolved at all since this record.

76. DMA’s – “For Now.”

The Oasis comparisons are fair, but a bit insufficient, I think; Oasis was better, but the DMA’s are influences by the Gallagher brothers without being entirely derivative – it’s more like Oasis cut with some shoegaze-era Ride.

75. Cut Copy – “Need You Now.”

Cut Copy had three songs I considered for this list, including “Black Rainbows” and “Where I’m Going,” eventually landing on this track because I think it’s their most complete, well-rounded song, and because my girlfriend and I discovered it’s a shared favorite.

74. Oh Wonder – “Ultralife.”

Oh Wonder hit this list twice, because when this indie-pop duo is on, they’re way on – the five-note vocal twirl in the bridge and at the end of the chorus is a perfect pop earworm.

73. Slowdive – “Sugar for the Pill.”

Slowdive’s self-titled 2017 album was their first in 22 years, but the record felt like they’d barely been gone other than better production quality, as their classic shoegaze sound was intact and as compelling as before.

72. Superhumanoids – “Norwegian Black Metal.”

My favorite track from one of my favorite albums of the decade, Do You Feel OK?, this actually isn’t a metal song at all, but an electropop jewel featuring the majestic voice of Sarah Chernoff, who has since turned to releasing music under her own name.

71. Jade Bird – “Love Has All Been Done Before.”

This Welsh singer-songwriter seems like a future star off this lead single and her subsequent, eponymous debut album, an uneven but promising folk-rock album that shows off her Janis Joplin-esque voice.

70. Frank Turner – “1933.”

If I was of the greatest generation I’d be pissed
Surveying the world that I built slipping back into this
I’d be screaming at my grandkids: “We already did this”

69. Yeasayer – “O.N.E..”

Yeasayer’s high point to date saw the experimental group diving headfirst into electropop, with some slight world music influences more apparent on the album version (the one on my playlist) than the radio edit.

68. Atlas Genius – “If So.”

Atlas Genius had a solid decade for themselves with this cross-over hit as well as “Trojans,” “Molecules,” and “Stockholm,” although we’ve had just one new song from the Australian duo since their second album Inanimate Objects dropped in 2015.

67. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep.”

Adele’s voice is incredible, but most of her music doesn’t speak to me at all – if I never hear “Hello” again it’ll be too soon – so she’s just represented by this one real outlier track, which I think is easily the best thing she’s done.

66. TV On the Radio – “Mercy.”

This non-album single is the best thing TVotR did this decade … but did you know they haven’t released any music since 2014’s Seeds?

65. Portugal. The Man – “So American.”

I think the general music-listening audience first heard of Portugal. The Man with “Feel It Still,” but that came off their third solid album of the decade; this was from 2011’s In the Mountain in the Cloud, with more progressive rock sounds that pack lots of tonal and tempo shifts inside of 4½ minutes.

64. Jungle – “Busy Earnin’.”

The music collective Jungle was founded by two white Londoners but their music is deeply infused with 1970s soul and funk, as on this debut single’s falsetto vocals and memorable synth brass line.

63. Black Keys – “Lonely Boy.”

I think a lot of Black Keys’ music is fine, but derivative, just derivative done really well; this song, off their 2011 album El Camino, won two Grammys, and I think it’s their best song, with no gimmicky production on the vocals or guitars, and that giant guitar hook that opens the track.

62. Arcade Fire – “Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains).”

One of Arcade Fire’s best tracks is this callback to early ’80s New Wave with lyrics reflecting the culturally bankrupting experience of growing up in the suburban sprawl of Houston.

61. A Tribe Called Quest – “We the People….”

The comeback, and the farewell, began with this prophetic song that slammed the white-nationalist turn of the United States electorate just before it took over the White House in 2016.

60. The Wombats – “This is Not a Party.”

“Greek Tragedy” was a bigger alternative radio hit but I’m partial to this track off Glitterbug thanks to the amusingly ridiculous lyrics and shout-along chorus.

59. St. Lucia – “Elevate.”

If I’d kept going on my best albums of the 2010s ranking to about 40, St. Lucia’s When the Night would have shown up, thanks to this incredible pop track as well as “All Eyes on You” and “September.”

58. Django Django – “Default.”

The proggy art-rock Djangos have continued to record similar music since their self-titled, Mercury Prize-nominated debut record, but “Default” remains their big hit and the sound I think they continue to try to re-create. (“Hail Bop” is a great song from the same album.)

57. San Cisco – “Awkward.”

I’m especially partial to this because my daughter, who was just 5 when the song came out, liked it immediately despite having no concept of the lyrics (it’s about a date from hell because the guy doesn’t get the message that she’s not interested).

56. Janelle Monáe – “Tightrope.”

Given what a multimedia star Monáe is today, it’s kind of hard to believe that a song this good, with a guest appearance by Big Boi, could have so little commercial success at the time of its release. The concept album from which it came, ArchAndroid, was at least critically acclaimed at the time, and I still think it’s her best musical work.

55. Childish Gambino – “This is America.”

A rare case of the Grammys getting one right. Also, give Donald Glover credit from taking his Childish Gambino from a fringy vanity project to the level of a legitimate musical artist on this (apparently last) album.

54. Royal Blood – “Lights Out.”

Not their only song on the list, but it’s still heavy and loud and great.

53. Phantogram – “Black Out Days.”

Sarah Barthel’s best vocal work comes on this track off Voices, which I find has the perfect blend of guitar work and electronica elements out of their oeuvre to date.

52. Speedy Ortiz – “Death Note.”

When I did my top 100 old-school hip-hop songs ranking, a couple of people were mad online that the one Mobb Deep song on the list was a non-album track, “Flavor for the Non-Believes,” rather than one of their more popular hits like “Shook Ones (Part II).” Speedy Ortiz have put out some interesting albums this decade, often reminding me of Helium or the Jesus & Mary Chain, but my favorite track from them is also a non-album one, eventually appearing on their Foiled Again EP.

51. Oh Wonder – “Hallelujah.”

It’s new, so I could change my mind, but right now I think Oh Wonder’s best song is their newest one, which is unapolegetically poppy and catchy and generally great.

50. Bombay Bicycle Club – “Shuffle.”

The rhythm of that piano sample never seems to line up with the rest of the song, yet somehow it works no matter what else gets piled on top of it.

49. Chairlift – “I Belong In Your Arms.”

My introduction to Chairlift was “Bruises,” from this same album, but “I Belong In Your Arms” is a better song and does far more for Caroline Polachek’s wide-ranging voice.

48. Temples – “Holy Horses.”

Maybe my favorite guitar riff of 2019, “Holy Horses” was just one of many great psychedelic-rock tracks from Hot Motion album, although that swirling line is what sets this song apart.

47. Milky Chance – “Stolen Dance.”

I suppose history will call these guys one-hit wonders, even though “Cocoon,” from their second album, is a great song in its own right.

46. Kid Astray – “The Mess.”

This Norwegian indie-pop group has had a slew of fun synth-heavy songs since their debut with “The Mess,” including “Diver,” “Cornerstone,” “Can’t Stop,” “Day in June,” and “Joanne.” This song is just a little crazier and fresher and probably easier to dance to than the rest.

45. Mumford & Sons – “Little Lion Man.”

The worst thing Mumford & Sons ever did was get popular; they went from indie darlings to overplayed platinum artists over the span of a few weeks, and it seemed like in April it was cool to like their debut album Sigh No More but by August it was tired. I admit I haven’t listened to any of their music in years, other than this song, their first hit and still their best song, powered by that staccato strumming in the verses and, of course, the once-surprising F bomb in the chorus.

44. Death Cab for Cutie – “You Are a Tourist.”

If you’ve read this far in the list, or just generally read my thoughts on music, you’ve likely figured out that I can be sold on a song if it has a great guitar riff in it, especially if it leads off with that riff. “You Are a Tourist” is the best guitar riff DCFC has ever produced, although I admit having a hard time leaving “Stay Young, Go Dancing” (also from Codes and Keys) off the top 100.

43. Cloves – “Frail Love.”

Cloves was just 20 or 21 when she recorded the first version of this incredible piano/vocal ballad, although she has that Fiona Apple thing going where her voice sounds like she’s actually 40. I have a high standard for quiet, slow songs like this, but “Frail Love” is devastating and nearly perfect.

42. CHVRCHES – “The Mother We Share.”

The first CHVRCHES song I ever heard is still one of their best, although it’s funny to go back to this now and hear how sparse the production is – and how Lauren Mayberry’s voice still cuts through everything else to make it clear she’s the star of this show.

41. Lemaitre featuring Betty Who – “Rocket Girl.”

This song should have been a huge hit, damn it. Betty Who is so perfect for these lyrics, and Lemaitre put just enough music behind her to fuel the engines. I have some hope that eventually there will be a movie about a woman astronaut and the producers will realize the perfect theme song is already out there.

40. Everything Everything – “Kemosabe.”

When I first heard Everything Everything’s album Arc, I thought this was the best song, but over time I ended up preferring one other song from the record. “Kemosabe” is still great, and I think EE are at their best when they’re at their most dramatic, to the point of histrionics. It’s so over the top, and yet it works.

39. Arctic Monkeys – “Arabella.”

Yeah, okay, that’s the two-chord bit from “War Pigs,” but Black Sabbath didn’t sing about Mexican Cokes and a Barbarella silver swim suit.

38. Grimes – “California.”

This is my favorite track from Art Angels, although that album is such a cohesive work that it feels weird to pull any single song out of it and then exclude similarly great tracks like “Kill v. Maim” or “Flesh Without Blood” or “Venus Fly” (featuring Janelle Monáe).

37. alt-J – “Breezeblocks.”

This was the first alt-J song I heard … and I kind of didn’t like it. Joe Newman’s vocals are offputting, at least at first, but the music is clever and surprising, and the song becomes more intricate as it progresses, so I kept returning to it, and to the album, and within a few weeks I was enraptured. Also, the song is full of Where the Wild Things Are references.

36. Tame Impala – “Solitude is Bliss.”

Kevin Parker’s toddler project – “I do it myself!” – wows the critics, but I find a lot of his songs self-indulgent and wearying. This was the first Tame Impala song I heard, which probably affects my opinion positively (primacy bias!), but I also like that he kept his ambitions contained to a shorter length and simpler structure here.

35. Ceremony – “Turn Away the Bad Thing.”

The lead single and best track from my favorite album of 2019. Ceremony’s transition from punk band to post-punk/new wave sensations mirrors the music scene’s own shift, and while I know some folks miss their first incarnation, this is the best new wave album since the genre died out the first time.

34. The Vaccines – “Teenage Icon.”

A punk-pop gem, kind of amusing lyrically, sung with a sneer and a bit of snark, excellent for making you want to hit the gas pedal.

33. FKA Twigs featuring Future – “holy terrain.”

She’s very talented, so much so that we will overlook that she dated Shia LeBouche. I don’t know that Future adds a lot here; her voice is too compelling to make room for anyone else. “Good to Love” and “sad day” similarly showcase her vocals with strong melodies.

32. Arcade Fire – “Everything Now.”

The album, also called Everything Now, was kind of a mess, and even outright embarrassing in parts (both parts of “Infinite Content”), but this song is peak Arcade Fire: thoughtful lyrics, great melodies, a chorus you want to sing, interesting and lush instrumentation. And here they boost it with a sample from Cameroonian musician Francis Bebey playing what sounds like a pan flute.

31. Glass Animals – “Life Itself.”

Glass Animals’ calling card is weird drum/percussion sounds, and they didn’t disappoint with this lead single from their second album, How to Be a Human Being, which sounds a bit like the drum line is being played on bongos filled with Jell-o.

30. Belle & Sebastian – “The Party Line.”

Belle & Sebastian got hammered a bit for Girls in Peacetime Want to Dance, which was their poppiest record to date … but that’s what I liked about it: They tried something different, keeping essential elements of their sound, and it worked.

29. Bastille – “Pompeii.”

Yes, it was played to death, but it’s a genuinely great song, if quite morbid. And now that duh duh duh bit is in your head.

28. Jamie xx featuring Romy – “Loud Places.”

I’m a bit tepid on the xx themselves, but Jamie xx’s proper solo debut In Colour had some tremendous high points, including this and “See Saw,” that showed he has an ear and a style well beyond the trio themselves have ever shown.

27. Turbowolf – “Domino.”

This hard-rock song kicks the door down and plows right into the room, which I guess isn’t shocking when Royal Blood’s Mike Kerr is a guest artist on the track.

26. Stars – “Hold On When You Get Love and Let Go When You Get It.”

Few songs have grown on me over the course of several years like this one has. “Take the weakest thing in you/And then beat the bastards with it” is one of the greatest lines of the decade.

25. CHVRCHES – “Leave a Trace.”

There are so many CHVRCHES songs I like that it’s odd to think of a single favorite, but this one ends up on top because I think it’s the ideal distillation of their sound, better produced than anything from the first record but still essentially Lauren Mayberry and just the right dose of trip-hoppy electronica behind her.

24. New Pornographers – “Brill Bruisers.”

I had to look up the meaning of this song’s title; it refers to the Brill Building in Manhattan, which (according to Wikipedia) housed over 160 music businesses in 1962, and led to the “Brill Building Sound,” where hired songwriters churned out hits for artists who were told what to sing. How much that has to do with the lyrics themselves is questionable – maybe it’s all metaphor – but the vocal harmony line helps make this TNP’s best song of the decade.

23. Everything Everything – “Cough Cough.”

The zenith of EE’s crazy, all-hands-on-deck approach to music, so mad it must be genius, veering into every curve at such speed you think it’s about to go off the rails. I love it.

22. M83 – “Midnight City.”

If Space Invaders was a movie, this would be the score. That whingeing synth line is the part you remember, but there’s a lot else going on in the song, like that apparent laser attack right before the chorus and the competing synth lines behind the one you know.

21. Frank Turner – “Recovery.”

Turner’s paean to the difficulties of getting clean (and the cost of not doing so sooner) is a rollicking folk-punk track that inspired me to learn it on guitar and even play it once on a Periscope chat.

20. Wild Beasts – “Big Cat.”

The best song from Boy King, an album all about toxic masculinity, uses the metaphor of a feline at the top of the food chain to lampoon the male gaze and boys’ attitudes to women. It’s also very catchy.

19. Courtney Barnett – “Pedestrian at Best.”

Barnett’s laconic vocals are an acquired taste, but her lyrics are second to none, and on this track (from Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit) she rocks out a bit more than usual, helping offset the slight monotone to her singing and letting you focus on her knack for wordplay and storytelling.

18. Sleigh Bells – “Rill Rill.”

I heard this and thought I’d found a new band over which I could obsess … but this isn’t representative of Sleigh Bells’ sound. “Wonder what your boyfriend thinks about your braces/What about them/I’m all about them” should be the rallying cry for tin grins everywhere.

17. Little Green Cars – “Harper Lee.”

This Irish quintet broke up in March after ten-plus years and two albums, both hits in their native country, but they leave us this one indie-folk song, my #1 track of 2013, which has a sound like the Mamas and the Papas with a dark subtext to the lyrics.

16. Queens of the Stone Age – “The Way You Used to Do.”

Mark Ronson appeared on this list as an artist at #99, and he’s way up here as a producer, giving QotSA – with a string of strong albums already under their belts – a fresh new sound on this track, which seems like the song Josh Homme always wanted to sing but never could write himself.

15. Of Monsters & Men – “Little Talks.”

This is the cut line for me: From this point up are songs I at least considered at some point for the top 2-3 spots on the list. “Little Talks” remains a favorite of mine and my daughter’s, as we would do the call-and-response together when she was still just 6 years old and the song first appeared, and I don’t think OM&M ever get enough credit for how smart the lyrics are to this track.

14. Foster the People – “Helena Beat.”

I know “Pumped Up Kicks” was the hit, but this was and still is a better song, hands-down – there’s more depth to the music and the song doesn’t rely so much on a chorus that’s annoying/catchy.

13. Royal Blood – “Out of the Black.”

I still can’t get over how Mike Kerr gets that huge, muscular guitar sound from a bass guitar and an octaver pedal, but he does, and this song, my #1 track of 2014, is truly menacing in tone and rage.

12. Belle & Sebastian – “Nobody’s Empire.”

“The Party Line” and “Allie,” both from the same album, are probably more immediately catchy, but this song is just so gorgeous in every way, right up to the last vocal crescendo.

11. Jungle – “Happy Man.”

I didn’t think they’d top “Busy Earnin’,” but they did and then some with this lead single from their second album, which starts out sounding so dark but morphs into something that blends upbeat music with its admonishing lyrics.

10. A Tribe Called Quest – “Dis Generation.”

This is old school rap without apology or explanation. We Got It From Here … Thank You 4 Your Service wasn’t a victory lap, or just a rehash of a bygone era, but it did give us one shining moment where the whole Tribe was back together, along with longtime friend and collaborator Busta Rhymes, spitting lyrics like it was still 1992, and it is glorious.

9. Michael Kiwanuka – “Rolling.”

My #1 song of 2019 bundles you up and throws you in a time machine back to 1975, a soulful funk-tinged track with a stutter-step drum line, a walking bass, and an eleven-note guitar riff that is so simple yet so memorable.

8. Chairlift – “Ch-Ching.”

Utterly brilliant, with perfectly crafted music for Caroline Polachek’s quirky vocal style, a pop hit from an alternate universe where every kid sets their combination lock to 27-99-23.

7. Radiohead – “Burn the Witch.”

It’s no secret that I’m in thrall to early Radiohead, up to and including OK Computer, which I’d rank among the greatest albums in rock history. Since then, their experimental sound has often left me cold, or wondering where the damn guitars went, but this particular experiment is an entire mood, and I think it’s one of the best vocal performances Thom Yorke has ever given us. This was my #1 song of 2016.

6. Pure Bathing Culture – “Pray for Rain.”

It’s not possible for me to tire of this electro-pop song, which stands apart from most of Pure Bathing Culture’s output in tone and especially in melody; the chorus is perfect, the tumbling style of the vocals fits the lyrics, and if anything I wish there was more of it all. That new acoustic version, though … woof. No gracias.

5. Beck – “Dreams.”

This stands up there with “Loser,” “Think I’m in Love,” “Girl,” and “Where It’s At” among Beck’s best songs, although it seems to have slipped a bit under the radar because critics want Beck’s more “mature” (read: slow) material. When he wants to go all out, he can rival Prince for playfulness and invention, and he does that here, my #1 song of 2015, a track that eventually reappeared on Colors two years after its release.

4. Portugal. The Man – “Feel It Still.”

My #1 song of 2017 was an obvious hit from the start, and yet I was still surprised when it actually became a hit – and just kept going, carrying other tracks from their superb Woodstock LP to radio play too. It’s not totally indicative of their sound, but “Feel It Still” is built on a couple of great ideas and the band doesn’t try to do too much with them, letting those few hooks stand on their own merits.

3. Arcade Fire – “City with No Children.”

My #1 song of 2010 isn’t everyone’s favorite from The Suburbs, but it’s mine, for the music and for its  straightforward, melancholy story of nostalgia for a childhood that probably looks a lot better in hindsight.

2. alt-J – “Tessellate.”

Putting this at 2 instead of 1 nearly broke my brain, and maybe six months from now I’ll decide I had it wrong, especially since it was my #1 track of 2012 ahead of the song that’s #1 here. They’re both great songs, with this seductive, brooding track off An Awesome Wave, my favorite album of the decade, a perfect marriage of its simple drum line, a repeated keyboard line that’s mostly just three notes, and a break that lets Joe Newman show what he can do at the top end of his vocal register.

1. Arctic Monkeys – “R U Mine.”

Spotify said this was my most played song of the decade, and … okay, it was, I’m completely certain of that. Alex Turner can turn a great guitar riff, and he writes brilliant lyrics, both of which are on full display here, including that little interlude that’s barely a guitar solo and still managed to impress me when I sat down to learn to play it years later. Turner is the only man working multiple times in this song as the bass and drums stay quiet so it’s just his guitar and perhaps his voice, and yet it never feels like the band took a minimalist approach – it’s a full-bodied rocker throughout, still a song I go back to over and over again seven years after I first heard it. I could make some critical argument that other songs are more innovative, or have better arrangements, but at the end of the day this is a ranking of my favorite songs, and I’m going to put the song I love most at the top.