Glass Onion.

I loved Knives Out, even acknowledging some of its weak points, because the core mystery was done so incredibly well – including plenty of misdirection – and the dialogue sparkled with all kinds of humor, not least from the detective Benoit Blanc. Writer-director Rian Johnson signed a deal with Netflix to produce several sequels, the first of which, Glass Onion, appeared on the site right before Christmas. Glass Onion gets the humor stuff right, arguably even more than the original, and adds a second character who outshines Blanc, but the mystery is inferior to its predecessor and there’s nowhere near the effort to mislead the viewer that a strong mystery film or novel should have.

Glass Onion does give us Blanc (Daniel Craig), this time on a Greek island owned by billionaire tech bro Elon Musk Miles Bron (Edward Norton), who is hosting a weekend murder-mystery party for five of his friends. Blanc received an invitation, but Bron didn’t send him one, so the latter is confused but also pleased to have someone so famous at his gathering. The other guests include Andi Brand (Janelle Monáe), who co-founded Alpha with Bron but was forced out in an ugly legal battle; Connecticut Governor Claire DeBella (Kathryn Hahn), who’s running for Senate on Bron’s dime; Lionel Toussaint (Leslie Odom, Jr.), Alpha’s chief scientist; Duke Cody (Dave Bautista), a Twitch streamer and men’s rights activist; and Birdie Jay (Kate Hudson), a model, fashion designer, and total dingbat. Birdie’s assistant and Duke’s girlfriend are also along for the ride. It’s very And There Were None, along with any of several Poirot novels where he’s invited to a gathering and ends up solving a murder (like Cards on the Table), so of course someone here ends up dead and Blanc has to solve the case.

Glass Onion is stuffed with humor of many kinds, including the ongoing satire of Bron, who is insufferably pretentious but also prone to malapropisms and rather transparently full of himself. He’s also in love with his gadgets and consumes conspicuously. On the other end of the humor spectrum, Hudson is hilarious as a fatuous and truly not very bright sendup of a type, one not unconnected to Hudson herself, since she’s the founder of Fabletics and Birdie started an athleisure line of her own. The film takes place around May of 2020, and we meet Birdie as she’s holding a giant, maskless party, while her assistant Peg refuses to give her back her phone because Birdie tweeted a slur (or more than one). I actually enjoyed the lower-brow humor, not least how dimwitted Birdie can be, than the satire, which was a more hit than miss but still a bit inconsistent.

The mystery, however, doesn’t live up to that of the first film, where suspicion was spread across a wide array of characters, and the script kept trying to redirect your attention to different suspects. Here, there’s one most likely culprit, and the film doesn’t spend much time trying to make you think it’s anyone else. I didn’t want that person to be the killer, because it was the least inspired choice of all. You might know who it is just from that description, which is unfortunate, but I think speaks to the way the ending here disappointed me.

It’s still a rollicking time, though, almost never letting up on the humor, and it’s buoyed by a great performance from Monáe, one of the best of her career. Monáe has always showed talent but she hasn’t had many opportunities to act in strong films since Moonlight. Her role here is far more challenging than it might first appear, as that character has unexpected layers to it, and she’s up to the task, whether it’s delivering dry humor, mockery, or faux-intellectualism, or acting the spy or even a little bit of the action hero. She even outshines Craig, who’s in fine form as Blanc but has far less to do this time around than he did in Knives Out, at least in exploring or growing the character. He has one scene right when all the guests sit down to dinner and Bron explains the rules for the murder mystery (the game, not the real one) where he goes full Blanc in the best way, and I hope in future films we get more of that. Glass Onion is like one of those Christie novels where Poirot doesn’t even show up until the second half of the film – you’re still entertained, but you want more of the character you really paid to see.

Then there’s the bombastic ending, which ties a few things together, including the necessary fulfillment of Chekhov’s gun, but goes on quite some time after the killer is revealed. Knives Out ended so perfectly, tying up every loose end while gently mocking itself and the conventions of the genre, that the shift to a very Hollywood-style resolution was surprising – it’s hard to imagine Poirot or Miss Marple or even Tommy and Tuppence in that situation, which was more befitting of the Continental Op, if even that. What leads up to the slam-bang finish is pretty clever, and the immediate aftermath is a satisfying comeuppance as well. I don’t mind fireworks per se, but I guess I wanted this film to adhere to its genre’s style more like the first one did.

That’s a lot of words about what was wrong with a movie that I ultimately liked, but you can’t talk about Glass Onion without comparing it to Knives Out. Where the first film might have been a little too by-the-book when it comes to the genre, Glass Onion got away from it more than I’d like. I’m here for all the Benoit Blanc films, but I hope the next one has more of him and a stronger mystery, with all of the same kind of humor.

Comments

  1. Agree with much of your thoughts – it was solid but didn’t live up to the standard set by Knives Out. I also thought the special effects left much to be desired.

    I’d like a train mystery for the next film

  2. Jesse Wendel

    Agree on all points. But I’ll take a fun flick these days. Looking forward to your Bardo review!

  3. I think Netflix is giving the wrong young female cast member from Outer Banks the star push.

  4. You’ve answered one of the lingering questions I had about the movie, which is Bron’s acceptance of Blanc’s presence. I felt the natural follow-up to “someone reset it” would have been “but who and why?” but in retrospect, your reasoning fits Bron’s character. The denouement revolves almost entirely around Blanc’s evisceration of Bron’s intellect and indirectly, his arrogance. So it works. If I have one complaint, it would be that Bron and the other modern archetypes took me out of the story a little. Like, it was harder to accept these characters as “real people” when it was so obvious they were stand-ins for real people, if that makes sense.

  5. Everyone’s main complaint about this one seems to be “this time it’s so obvious who the murderer is!” I don’t know how anyone could possibly have not known Chris Evans was the murderer in the first one from the instant you saw him in the trailer.

    • Knives Out did a much better job of trying to deflect your attention from the murderer and casting suspicion on other suspects.

    • A Salty Scientist

      I’m terrible with murder mysteries (I’m very bad at dumb things!) so missed it for Knives Out, but didn’t for this.

  6. I will be perfectly happy if the remaining Benoit Blanc flicks fall between the ceiling set by Knives Out and the floor of Glass Onion…

  7. Almost exactly my thoughts. It was just a base hit where Knives Out was a home run.

  8. Yeah, it was OK, not great. Pretty much agree with your main points about the mystery (or lack of).

    Couple complaints (SPOILER’S AHEAD):

    – I thought it got lazy with Janelle Monae’s character & the “big surprise” that she had an identical twin sister that none of these characters, who were supposedly close friends & one of whom had murdered her, even knew about. Just too cliche.

    – Also thought it was unrealistic that Brand was seemingly totally broke after Bron stole her idea. Granted that she got the shaft, but, you’d think it would be in the realm of how The WinkleVos’ got the shaft from Zuckerberg (where they still were 1%’ers) than the “all or nothing” seen here. She was the CEO of the company, after all.

    • Yeah, the Winklevoss’s made enough money to now be a part of their own crypto exchange collapse of their own.