{"id":20,"date":"2007-05-10T16:00:05","date_gmt":"2007-05-10T20:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meadowparty.com\/blog\/?p=20"},"modified":"2007-05-10T16:00:05","modified_gmt":"2007-05-10T20:00:05","slug":"the-other-chat-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/10\/the-other-chat-questions\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;other&#8221; chat questions&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadspin.com\/sports\/suggested-chat-questions\/we-have-to-ask--259246.php\">some other folks had questions for me<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Deadspin: 1 p.m. MLB Insider Keith Law: How come no firestorm when David Wells opens his big yap?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Because no one can understand a guy who always has two hot dogs in his mouth.<\/p>\n<p><b>David Hume: Keith, do you resent being overshadowed by your omnipresent, nearly omnipotent brother Johnny Law?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>No, but the way my cousin Acie Law IV was getting all the love the spring was really getting under my skin.<\/p>\n<p><b>David Hume: Also, is &#8220;the long arm of the Law&#8221; really that long?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Depends on which arm we&#8217;re discussing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Stev D: Are you just Keith if you enter international waters?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>And most people just assume I&#8217;m afraid of the ocean.<\/p>\n<p><b>Zlax45: Ask Keith what he thinks about College Baseball and how teams always screw up bunting. He says it happens every time he goes to a college game that someone hits a bunt back to the pitcher.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Bah, a serious question &#8211; no fun. But the big problem I have with college teams bunting is that it&#8217;s a high-scoring environment with horrendous relief pitching. What the hell are you doing having your #3 hitter bunt in the first inning? OK, enough seriousness.<\/p>\n<p><b>Phony Gwynn: Keith, If I fought you, would you win?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>No, you know how the song ends.<\/p>\n<p><b>Spaceman Spiff: Keith, are you going to answer baseball related questions or is this chat only for pretentious assholes to discuss their favourite foreign language books and sushi?<\/p>\n<p>PS. what&#8217;s your favourite Manuel Altolaguirre poem?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Hey, watch your mouth &#8211; there&#8217;s nothing pretentious about us. Fin de un amor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it looks like some other folks had questions for me. Deadspin: 1 p.m. MLB Insider Keith Law: How come no firestorm when David Wells opens his big yap? Because no one can understand a guy who always has two hot dogs in his mouth. David Hume: Keith, do you resent being overshadowed by your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-humor","entry"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meadowparty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}