This is priceless: Minnesota Twins should trade stars for Boston Red Sox’s cheap youth.
The article itself is bad enough – there’s a reason I don’t do “these two teams should make this trade!” columns – but here’s the doozy: Writer Bob Sansevere – a sportswriter for the St. Paul Pioneer Press since 1984 – says that the Twins should trade (among others) Carlos Silva to the Red Sox. Which would be a brilliant idea, if Silva hadn’t declared free agency about a month ago. But hey, don’t be afraid to keep track of the 25 players on your one local major league team, Bob.
(Hat tip to River Ave. Blues for sending the link.)
EDIT: FJM weighs in, and as usual, they’re funnier than I am.