Top Chef, S14E11.

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Down to the final four, with no rookies remaining, and the final episode in Charleston before the series heads to Mexico for the final rounds.

* Quickfire: Guest judge Michael Solomonov of Zahav here in Philly. I’ve still not been to Zahav, although I’ve been to their hummus bar Dizengoff a couple of times (it’s incredible). With a name like Solomonov, does he just split all his dishes down the middle?

* It’s that stupid partition challenge where they have to give instructions to someone they can’t see. It was on Top Chef Masters once and was painful to watch then. The winner gets $10K and a Joule sous-vide machine, which J. Kenji Lopez-Alt reviewed favorably on Serious Eats last year.

* It’s John’s wife, Sheldon’s wife, Brooke’s sister, and Shirley’s husband. This is ridiculous – there’s no way three of them didn’t recognize their spouses’ voices.

* OK, Sheldon figured it out. The face he made when he realized it was priceless. “Knowing the skillset of my wife, I’m going to keep this one super simple.” If I said that to my wife, I would not have a wife any more.

* Brooke’s got her sister poaching eggs, which is not easy at all – they can stick to the bottom, they get very stringy and wispy if you don’t strain the extra liquid from the white, etc.

* Sheldon’s a former WDW cast member! I’ve asked him on Twitter what his job was.

* Tesar doesn’t have a guess who he was working with. He’s surprised when he sees who it is, saying his wife is shy and didn’t want to be on TV. Their dishes are pretty similar.

* Shirley seems legitimately surprised too. “I’m glad I didn’t recognize your voice, otherwise I would be flustered.” Her husband Jimmy’s dish is slightly better seasoned.

* Brooke sees it’s her sister and asks, “how did I not recognize her voice?” Theirs look pretty similar and taste very similar. Padma seems to pick on Jessica’s poached egg, but I think it looks good for a novice; I’ve probably poached eggs a dozen times or so and I’ve read a bunch of tips (Ruhlman’s in Egg is probably the best recipe) and mine still don’t come out perfect.

* Sheldon and his wife also got their dishes to look very similar, right down to the knifework. He wins the challenge and is closing the gap between him and Brooke to be the favorite to win.

* Elimination challenge: Mary Sue Milliken of Border Grill and Top Chef Masters is there. The chefs must prepare dishes that represent their journeys in Charleston, and the winner will get to serve it at the James Beard House there. Padma is cooking dinner at the house for the four chefs and their family members.

* Sheldon’s going to make noodles from rice flour by grinding his own Carolina gold rice rather than buying rice flour – but the rice noodles aren’t forming. He ends up adding more rice flour and some tapioca starch, which is a strong thickening agent and often found in gluten-free recipes and wheat-flour alternatives.

* Brooke is braising her pork shoulder in cola in a pressure cooker. Braising liquid tends to reduce a lot over the course of cooking, so anything in the cola, like the sugar or the various acids, will end up concentrated in the resulting dish.

* Tesar’s making a fairly simple seafood dish with clam broth, coating his fish in what he’s calling a “soo-frito,” but which looks to me like a made-up mirepoix of onions, garlic, and bell peppers. He says he’s leaving the peppers unpeeled because he doesn’t want the peppers to turn too soft in the pan. Really, this is a saute of aromatics, which is fine, just not what he’s calling it.

* The diners are Ken Oringer, Renee Erickson, Sean Brock, Milliken, and Solomonov. That’s some serious heavy hitters at one table. I’ve been to a couple of Oringer’s places, both of Brock’s Husk spots, Milliken’s Border Grill, and Solomonov’s Dizengoff. They’re all pretty fantastic.

* The food: Tesar serves “soffrito”-topped scallops with braised leek “sea broth.” He says he kept it simple, with very few ingredients, and wanted to get the sense of the ocean into the dish. The broth has clam broth, butter, lemon juice, and green Tabasco. Brock says it captured the ocean. Tom doesn’t like that John didn’t peel the peppers, which produced a real bitter note in the dish. (I’m not sure what the process is here, though – do you scorch the peppers to get the skin off?)

* Shirley made oil-poached grouper with meat-and-bone herbal tea consomme, collards, and cracklings. She says she combined her heritage with Charleston cooking. Tom says it “should be a signature dish.” Brock says “I’d really like for you to open a Chinese soul food restaurant in Charleston.” Chinese soul food sounds like something I would greatly enjoy.

* Brooke isn’t in love with her dish; she wanted to make it beautiful and it’s not, saying she wished she’d had more time to “fine-tune.” She serves braised pork shoulder and tenderloin on smoked island sweets, with braised radishes and egg yolk. MSM loves the radishes and greens. Gail loves the texture. The egg yolk nods back to a challenge earlier in the season. But Brock doesn’t like the texture of the sous-vide tenderloin and everyone seems to agree the cola’s sugars became too concentrated and overpowered other notes in the dish. I really don’t like cooking with sodas for this main reason – to me, it’s like cooking with full-sodium boxed chicken or vegetable broth. You’ve taken away my ability to control a central taste (salt) in a way that I can’t dial down unless I dilute everything.

* Sheldon made Carolina rice chow fun with pork belly, okra, annatto seed, and turkey neck broth. Brock says it’s “insanely good. … you should be proud that Tom ate the okra.” Later says “I’m going to steal that technique” of making noodles from the Carolina gold rice.

* It’s clear that nobody failed this time around; Brock says he was “pretty blown away” by the whole meal.

* The top two were Shirley and Sheldon, so they’re through to the finals. Sheldon wins – of course he does, he made fresh pasta!

* It sounds like Tesar’s was really good except for the pepper skins. Padma asks if he “worried it would be too simple.” Brooke’s dish was comforting, with “homey” flavors, but the sous-vide may not have been necessary given how small pork tenderloin is, and the dish was a little too sweet. I find pork tenderloin kind of boring; it is very easy to cook, as long as you don’t overcook it, but it’s really lean, doesn’t have the flavor of shoulder or belly, and the texture is kind of bleh. For me, that cut is entirely about what’s around it on the plate.

* Brooke is eliminated. The season-long favorite goes down.

* Tom reminds her that “I will see you in LCK,” to which Brooke says “yeah, shut up.”

* Of the remaining chefs, I’d rank them Sheldon, Shirley, Tesar. One of Brooke or Casey will rejoin the group in Mexico; I’d probably still slot Brooke in at 1 if she wins Last Chance Kitchen, and Casey behind Shirley if she wins.

Comments

  1. I was wondering the same thing about Tom’s insistence on peeling the peppers – I’ve never even thought of peeling a pepper (nor do I find sauteed peppers to be bitter). Obviously Tom knows a lot more than I do about cooking, though.

    I was surprised that two of the four novice cooks appeared to poach/soft-boil eggs so well. I consider myself a pretty good cook but was never good at poaching an egg until I got a sous vide circulator and could poach them in the shell (which is awesome and very easy, by the way).

    • Maybe you can blanch them, like the way you peel tomatoes, and then slip the skins off? I really have no idea. I’ve only peeled peppers I’ve roasted.

    • Same here, but then you’re dealing with an already cooked pepper. I suppose you could torch it then wrap it in a paper bag for a few minutes, and it might then peel without losing too much of the integrity of the pepper.

    • You basically filet the piece of pepper. Lay it flat, skin side down, and carefully work your knife between the skin and flesh.

    • Colin is correct on the technique for peeling peppers raw. That’s one of those tasks I like to set new cooks on because it’s hard to do and impossible to do fast, so the only option is to practice until you’re good at it.

      As for the bitterness, certain types of bell peppers tend to have more bitter skin than others, but if you doing think you’ve noticed it before, then chances are you just believe peppers have that bitter aftertaste. But I will tell you: they don’t have to be that way!

      Oh, and Keith, let me strongly encourage you to go to Zahav and get the Mesibah. Do it for a special occasion. The beets are famously good, as is the lamb. I had my wedding party there back in 2009 and my white-bread relatives still talk about it just about every time we get together. The whole notion of “best” is silly when it comes to restaurants, but Zahav (and both Steve Cook and Mike Solomonov) deserve all the accolades they have received.

    • I’d love to go to Zahav – we just had chronic bad luck last year.

    • Damn, though we might have had Tom joining us here but the wedding dates don’t line up.

  2. I rooted for Brooke in her season but not this year. She seems too intense and too entitled, as if TC owes her because she didn’t win the first time around. (TC meaning both Top Chef and Tom Colicchio.) Her niceness is a veneer over a fierce competitor. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! In any event, I keep thinking back to Richard Blais on Top Chef All-stars, a concept that seemed created to give him the win after he was robbed in his season. Back to Brooke. If she makes it out of LCK, she will face Sheldon and Shirley (plus John) who are definitely her equals, if not better. I hope she realizes that either of them would also be worthy of the prize.

  3. I think Brooke will recoup and get back to Finale. ATM she makes the last two with Casey at LCK. No more rookies left after Jamie got eliminated due of overcooked and underseasoned dish.

    Sheldon
    Shirley
    John
    Brooke
    Casey

    keith, i’m curious. have you gone to John Tesar’s Knife Restuarant in Dallas? if so, how was it or what did you hear the reviews?

    • I live in Ft. worth, but know a couple people that have had Tesar’s food. Cooking is never his issue.

    • I haven’t been to Tesar’s place – haven’t been to any of the restaurants of this year’s contestants, not even Sylva’s. His taco place near me in Philly just gets good-not-great reviews, and Maison 208 only opened maybe three months ago.

  4. Keith, I’m wondering why you don’t think John’s aromatics qualify as sofrito? As a general term, isn’t sofrito just aromatics sauteed in oil? I know in Italy and certain Latin-American countries it has a more specific definition, but I was always under the impression that what John made would qualify

  5. For the quickfire challenge, why didn’t the chefs draw knives to see who works with who’s spouse/sibling? I would bet Sheldon got a big advantage, entirely of his own awareness, once he figured out he was working with his wife. He knew her skill level, he knew what things to say to get her to where she needs to be.

    I’m surprised there hasn’t been a joke about John asking how many RBIs his son had in baseball.