So it looks like some other folks had questions for me.
Deadspin: 1 p.m. MLB Insider Keith Law: How come no firestorm when David Wells opens his big yap?
Because no one can understand a guy who always has two hot dogs in his mouth.
David Hume: Keith, do you resent being overshadowed by your omnipresent, nearly omnipotent brother Johnny Law?
No, but the way my cousin Acie Law IV was getting all the love the spring was really getting under my skin.
David Hume: Also, is “the long arm of the Law” really that long?
Depends on which arm we’re discussing…
Stev D: Are you just Keith if you enter international waters?
And most people just assume I’m afraid of the ocean.
Zlax45: Ask Keith what he thinks about College Baseball and how teams always screw up bunting. He says it happens every time he goes to a college game that someone hits a bunt back to the pitcher.
Bah, a serious question – no fun. But the big problem I have with college teams bunting is that it’s a high-scoring environment with horrendous relief pitching. What the hell are you doing having your #3 hitter bunt in the first inning? OK, enough seriousness.
Phony Gwynn: Keith, If I fought you, would you win?
No, you know how the song ends.
Spaceman Spiff: Keith, are you going to answer baseball related questions or is this chat only for pretentious assholes to discuss their favourite foreign language books and sushi?
PS. what’s your favourite Manuel Altolaguirre poem?
Hey, watch your mouth – there’s nothing pretentious about us. Fin de un amor.